Why Is The Stats Page A PDF? UFL Week 10 Preview

I haven't really complained about the UFL itself this season. I whined for multiple weeks about how pedestrian the Stallions are but I haven't shitted on the league like I've done in past years. Well, once again, I'm bringing up how piss poor the UFL's stat page is. It's ridiculous that every year since XFL 2.0 their stats page has been terrible where you can't sort by stat, the names are cut off on the sides, the players don't have profiles or some other easily avoidable bullshit. Like goddamn, the NAL is so much of a shitshow YouTube deleted their channel and they STILL have a more professional stat page than the UFL! While I'm at it, let's bitch about more things.

THE GAMES

St. Louis Battlehawks  28

DC Defenders               25

I never noticed how similar the uniforms were until I made last week's header. Take a look at UFL Shop and you'd see that the Defenders and Stallions jerseys are nearly the same while the Panthers are pretty close design wise as well. The Brahmas and Battlehawks have similar designs while Houston and Memphis are just palette swaps of the same jersey design. The only team who had a different design was the Renegades. Now compare that to the NFL where some teams do share similar designs, but they're different enough to tell them apart.

Houston Gamblers   21

Michigan Panthers   24

The DC-Houston finish was not football according to The Pat McAfee Show.

Arlington Renegades     18

San Antonio Brahmas    16

Spring football fans always talk about how teams should relocate to boost attendance, play in high school/soccer stadiums so it will look better on TV and the NFL needs a developmental league so they should buy [insert spring football league] and this Reddit post was no different. Appropriately, that user got destroyed with each tired idiotic declaration getting shutdown with logic. Seriously, how many times does it need to be said that the NFL doesn't want or need a developmental league because college football is their minor league? Or that high school stadiums don't sell beer and most soccer teams don't want football teams tearing up their fields? Add on ignoring that constantly folding and relocating teams causes distrust that the team/league is in it for the long haul and you got the greatest hits of bad football takes.

Birmingham Stallions   12

Memphis Showboats    10

Lots of fans dressed as empty seats in Birmingham (and Memphis). STL was the opposite.

LAST WEEK:   3-1

OVERALL:     23-13