As the only true New Yorker NFL team, the Buffalo Bills enters their bye week fresh off of knocking off the defending champion Chiefs while the New York Jets and Giants by way of New Jersey are once again sucking ass. Aaron Rodgers' injury after 4 plays tanked the Jets season last year so they thought they would be playoff bound with him healthy. Instead, they're a complete mess with a defense that regressed after firing their head coach Robert Saleh and now rudderless after firing their GM Joe Douglas. It's easy to blame Aaron for the teams struggles even though he's doing fine passing for 2,442 yards, 17 TDs and 7 INTs (getting sacked 26 times doesn't help though). But the fact of the matter is the Jets were a dumpster fire before he arrived and will continue to be one when he retires and/or move on to the Vikings as long as they have that incompetent dipshit of an owner in Woody Johnson running things.
As for their Meadowlands roommate, this would be a season to forget if it
wasn't the 100th season (remember that?) for the New York Football Giants. Daniel Jones went from Danny Dimes to
benched (to released) following a long list of QBs who had a hot start to their careers only
to faceplant once defenses figure them out. Brian Daboll went from
Coach of the Year to likely getting fired like other coaches who was hailed as a savior
only to get shitcanned once the losses piled up. At least Tommy DeVito will
get another crack at proving that he can be a viable NFL starter. Even if
DT Dexter Lawrence
doesn't seem to think
their chances of winning improved with ole Tommy Cutlets at the helm.
THE GAMES
Pittsburgh Steelers 23
Cleveland Browns 10
Steelers kicker Chris Boswell put the FOOT In Football as he
singlefootedly
beat the Ravens 18-16. He made all 6 of his field goals while formerly
automatic Ravens kicker Justin Tucker struggled again missing 2 field
goals. It's gotten so bad people feel they should cut him, which they
won't do
for now. In other news, Myles Garrett wants T.J. Watt to apologize for
tweeting out his disappointment of not winning Defensive Player of the
Year last season. Anything to get people to care about his
2-8 Browns,
I guess.
Kansas City Chiefs 42
Carolina Panthers 19
What better way to take out your anger of the Bills
ending
your undefeated season by stomping out the Panthers?
Minnesota Vikings 17
Chicago Bears 27
What better way to rebound from a
crushing loss
due to a blocked field goal (that might've been illegal) than upsetting your division rival?
Tennessee Titans 23
Houston Texans 7
Speaking of upsets, here's a projected one in The Battle for Houston
Oilers.
Detroit Lions 20
Indianapolis Colts 14
That was a nice
performance
by Colts QB Anthony Richardson last week but I don't see him doing that
against the Lions.
New England Patriots 6
Miami Dolphins 30
I hate to say this but the Dolphins are not going to the playoffs. I'm
looking at their remaining
schedule
and at best I see them finishing 8-9.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13
New York Giants 17
The only good thing you can say about the G-Men is Eli Manning is a
semifinalist
for the 2025 Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Dallas Cowboys
6
Washington Commanders 37
You know things are bad when your stadium is
falling apart as a piece of sheet metal fell from the roof of AT&T
Stadium when they were opening it before the Texans-Cowboys game.
Washington is familiar with being mocked in the past for their shitty
stadium due to their shitty GRASS field
sabotaging
their star QB's career,
poop
pipes
bursting
over fans and guardrail breaking
sending fans crashing to the ground right next to their rival's star QB.
But this is new territory for the Boys as the team sucks so bad the
stadium is
littered
with empty seats! As for the fans who do show up, they're wearing
paper bags
over their heads! Just start Trey Lance already and see what you have in
him cause Cooper Rush ain't it.
Denver Broncos 9
Las Vegas Raiders 17
Colorado Buffaloes QB Shedeur Sanders
will play
in the 2025 East-West Shrine Bowl. Hopefully they drilled down all the
sheet metal before they open the roof again.
San Francisco 49ers 28
Green Bay Packers 20
The Niners are really
banged up, but they need this win to stay alive in the
playoff race.
Arizona Cardinals 21
Seattle Seahawks 17
I didn't notice the Cardinals are leading
the NFC West. If they keep this up, their 37-year-old offensive
coordinator Drew Petzing might get poached by another team to be
The Next Sean McVay.
Philadelphia Eagles 31
Los Angeles Rams 13
I doubt the 36-year-old Eagles OC Kellen Moore will get a head coaching
gig though.
Baltimore Ravens 23
Los Angeles Chargers 10
If the Ravens defense wasn't
trash, they would be a juggernaut. Also, it's
HarBowl III!
LAST WEEK: 8-6
OVERALL: 100-66
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