Thursday, November 14, 2024

Oh, NOW Berlin Wants To Host An NFL Game! NFL Week 11 Preview

A AI image of Roger Goodell standing in front of the Berlin skyline surrounded by money.

On Tuesday, Berlin placed a bid to host the next 5 NFL regular season games in Germany. They originally weren't interested in it as the 3 finalist cities back in 2021 were Frankfurt, Munich and Duesseldorf. Now that they see the sellout crowds in soccer stadiums for football games, they want a ride on the gravy train too. In order to entice the NFL, their government will promote flag football in schools considering it's been added to the 2028 LA Olympics. Who would've thought that foreign governments will now be bidding for NFL games like they do for the Olympics, World Cup and WWE PLEs.

THE GAMES



2024 NFL season week 11 Washington Commanders vs Philadelphia Eagles
Washington Commanders   21
Philadelphia Eagles             34

It was fun listing each team's county name last week and quite educational as well. I never really thought about how counties came to be so I learned a lot doing research for this blog, especially when it came to consolidated city-counties and independent cities. Nearly 50 Innocuous cities like Denver and Philadelphia are actually counties due to various events in the past like high crime rates, governmental corruption, and urban sprawl. Plus, there are 41 independent cities including Baltimore who do their own thing without the need of a county. Another thing I never paid attention to is that since Hawaii is made up of islands, they only have 4 counties: Hawaii County, Honolulu County, Kauai County and Maui County (5 if you include Kalawao County).


2024 NFL season week 11 Green Bay Packers vs Chicago Bears
Green Bay Packers   13
Chicago Bears           10

You can only scapegoat so many assistants until your ass finally gets fired Matt Eberflus.


2024 NFL season week 11 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Detroit Lions
Jacksonville Jaguars   16
Detroit Lions                 42

Who the fuck are these randos that will perform for the Thanksgiving halftime shows?


2024 NFL season week 11 Las Vegas Raiders vs Miami Dolphins
Las Vegas Raiders   16
Miami Dolphins        37

The Dolphins kept their season alive but Tua is clearly playing with the "If I die, I die" mentality.


2024 NFL season week 11 Los Angeles Rams vs New England Patriots
Los Angeles Rams        17
New England Patriots   24

While the Rams shot themselves in the foot against the Phins as they could only kick field goals in the loss.


2024 NFL season week 11 Clevland Browns vs New Orleans Saints
Cleveland Browns      21
New Orleans Saints   16

I get they're laughing off Saints interim coach Darren Rizzi going limp after their win but maybe he should get that checked out.


2024 NFL season week 11 Baltimore Ravens vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Baltimore Ravens       3
Pittsburgh Steelers   20

Steelers LB Patrick Queen will be in his feelings going against his old team. Judging by the prediction, he's gonna take it out on every receiver who comes down the middle.


2024 NFL season week 11 Minnesota Vikings vs Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings   6
Tennessee Titans   27

I sure hope these extra procedures isn't a sign that J.J. McCarthy's knee is shot.


2024 NFL season week 11 Indianapolis Colts vs New York Jets
Indianapolis Colts   3
New York Jets        34

Another year. Another flip-flopping ass dipshit coach fucking up his QB's development and will get fired in 5 years. 3 if we're being honest.


2024 NFL season week 11 Atlanta Falcons vs Denver Broncos
Atlanta Falcons    31
Denver Broncos   20

Speaking of health, Broncos assistant head coach Mike Westhoff stepped down from his position to address vision issues he had last week so I wish him the best.


2024 NFL season week 11 Seattle Seahawks vs San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks        20
San Francisco 49ers   38

Only in sports where you can get shoved by your throat and get called out by the coach and media for overreacting. BTW, Deebo only has a receiving and rushing TD this season.


2024 NFL season week 11 Kansas City Chiefs vs Buffalo Bills
Kansas City Chiefs   15
Buffalo Bills               34

Apparently, CBS requested this game. Since they're contractually obligated to broadcast at least 8 Chiefs and Bills games this season, the NFL killed 2 birds with 1 stone and granted their wish.


2024 NFL season week 11 Cincinnati Bengals vs Los Angeles Chargers
Cincinnati Bengals        19
Los Angeles Chargers   20

This has nothing to do with football but fuck Trina from General Hospital. She is so damn whiny like OH MY GOD! The only person on that show I hate more is Josslyn.


2024 NFL season week 11 Houston Texans vs Dallas Cowboys
Houston Texans  34
Dallas Cowboys   3

It's funny how the Aaron Rodgers led 3-7 Jets got flexed out of SNF but the 3-6 Cowboys get to stay on MNF despite losing Dak Prescott for the year. That's the power of the Star (and C.J. Stroud despite the player only meeting.).


LAST WEEK:  10-4
OVERALL:      92-60

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