A common reason why people don't eat turkey on
Thanksgiving is because they claim it's dry. If they do eat it, then they
only eat the dark meat while
avoiding
the white meat. Well, if your turkey comes out dry when you cook it, your
ass can't cook! We have aluminum foil/pans and oven bags for this reason to
keep the bird moist as it cooks in its own juices! If you're too stubborn or
ignorant to use these, then that's YOUR FAULT that it comes out dry, not the
turkey.
THE GAMES
Chicago Bears 12
Detroit Lions 14
Listen, it's Thanksgiving Day. By the time you read this, it will probably
be the 3rd quarter of TNF so I'm zooming through this. Besides, I got some
turkey-based AI art to generate after this.
New York Giants 21
Dallas Cowboys 34
FOX is still using
Roundball Rock
for college basketball. That's neat.
Miami Dolphins 23
Green Bay Packers 7
Las Vegas Raiders 17
Kansas City Chiefs 19
I expected a more lopsided win than this. Oh well.
Los Angeles Chargers 17
Atlanta Falcons 6
After like a decade of having its existence threatened, Irwindale Speedway
will
shut down. Sad.
Pittsburgh Steelers 27
Cincinnati Bengals 28
It would be stupid for the Steelers to take the Bengals
lightly
just because they're 4-7.
Houston Texans 23
Jacksonville Jaguars 16
AEW had Dustin Rhodes
promote next year's All In: Texas at Globe Life Field in Arlington. It will
be their first U.S. stadium show as the others were in London. They can't
even sell out basketball arenas so how the hell Tony expects to sell out a
baseball stadium? He better hope all those British people who went to the
previous All In PPVs at Wembley decide to fly to America to attend this
one. Otherwise, there's gonna be a lot of tarped off sections.
Arizona Cardinals 24
Minnesota Vikings 14
Daniel Jones went from Giants starting QB to Vikings
practice squad. Damn Daniel.
Indianapolis Colts 21
New England Patriots 27
There are reports that the Patriots are
resigned
to a multiyear rebuild. That won't make the fans or Boston media happy but
maybe they can gradually build their team up like the Lions.
Seattle Seahawks 20
New York Jets 23
With all this Jets drama, it wouldn't surprise me if A-Rod doesn't return
next year.
Tennessee Titans
3
Washington Commanders 19
It looks like Commies kicker Austin Seibert missed
2 PATs and an FG because he injured
his groin, which could be a result from coming back too soon from a hip
injury: So, with him going back to IR, it's now Zane Gonzalez's job
to lose.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 23
Carolina Panthers 24
Speaking of basketball, the NBA's new all-star game
tournament
is stupid. Maybe it's because I don't watch basketball, but I feel it's
ridiculous to expect players to play hard in an EXHIBITION game. All-star
games are supposed to be about having fun with the best players in the
league, not playing like you're in a contract year. The media bring up
fans paying their hard-earned money to watch this game but let's be real,
the majority of those people in attendance are celebrities, social media
douchebags, corporate people and clubbers. But if they're so hell bent on
"fixing" the all-star game, make it USA vs World to spice things up.
Los Angeles Rams 45
New Orleans Saints 21
In Australia, they're using fibers from safety vests as a replacement
of cement in concrete since 12,000 tons of them end up in landfills every
year. It makes you wonder why we don't turn waste into building materials,
fuel and other things more often since we have an endless supply of it?
Philadelphia Eagles 14
Baltimore Ravens 41
If pests like rats and roaches were edible, would it solve world hunger?
San Franciso 49ers 24
Buffalo Bills 29
Apparently, Mike Tirico has been calling games with a torn Achilles. NBC should give him the night off so we can get the father-son team of
Cris and Jac Collinsworth for SNF!
Cleveland Browns 24
Denver Broncos 20
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
LAST WEEK: 6-7
OVERALL: 106-73
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