Pain. NFL Week 2 Preview

And the season's over. All the hype and interviews only for Aaron Rodgers to tear his Achillies 4 plays into the season. It must be so painful to be a Jets fan to go from riding high to going up in flames in minutes. It's so bad even OJ Simpson is cracking 9/11 jokes. This video sums up how they must've felt as Aaron stood there after getting up from the sack only to go back down.

THE GAMES

Minnesota Vikings    26

Philadelphia Eagles   6

Season 2 of TNF on Amazon kicks off with the defending NFC champion Eagles vs the Vikings. I had no problems streaming last season so I should enjoy watching Dem Birds lay a egg.

Green Bay Packers   23

Atlanta Falcons         24

Jordan Love went 15/27 for 245 yards and 3 TDs last week against the Bears. All that time sitting behind Aaron Rodgers seem to have benefitted him in his development and justified the Packers in moving on from AR8. Now we will get to see how he handles losing a close game.

Las Vegas Raiders   13

Buffalo Bills              20

I did not know Josh Allen was a turnover machine like that. He currently has 63 INTs and 54 fumbles in his career. He's treated like a God compared to other QBs but he threw 3 less INTs than Carson Wentz in 2 less seasons and 1 less fumble than Jameis Winston in 3 less years. He has a better record than those 2 so he gets a pass but those turnovers are a glaring weakness of the Bills and is the main reason why they haven't made it to the Super Bowl yet.

Baltimore Ravens    28

Cincinnati Bengals  23

Bengals are DEAD!

Seattle Seahawks  13

Detroit Lions          14

The way they keep talking about Jared Goff's INT free passing streak, I expect him to throw 3 of them. Then the defense gets a INT late and he leads them down to a game winning TD.

Indianapolis Colts   24

Houston Texans      20

Anthony Richardson wasn't injured from taking this hit against the Jags but the Colts can't afford him to get hurt again running around like that. His body will breakdown fast taking those shots.

Kansas City Chiefs      34

Jacksonville Jaguars  30

Seeing how much they need him, the Chiefs gave DT Chris Jones a 1 year contract that's worth up to $25 million. They can still franchise tag him next year so the drama isn't over yet.

Chicago Bears                  16

Tampa Bay Buccaneers   17

Maybe it's because I don't blurt out things but is it really a good idea for Baker Mayfield to brag about figuring out the Vikings defense? Now defenses are changing their scheme to fool him.

Los Angeles Chargers   38

Tennessee Titans           16

Time to speed through this preview!

New York Giants  16

Utah Buckeyes     24

Damn Giants, WHAT HAPPENED? I was gonna write about them in the preamble before Rodgers got hurt. Blown the fuck out at home, against your division rival, in a shutout, before 9/11. Hell, Micah Parsons felt the Giants did Daniel Jones wrong by leaving him in the game! You know things are bad when even your division rival felt bad for your QB getting pounded.

San Francisco 49ers  20

Los Angeles Rams      3

Brock was Purdy good last week. Expect that to continue this week.

J-E-T-S! ARE-SO-FUCKED!   19

Dallas Cowboys                     20

The Jets has the defense to carry this team to the Super Bowl but the offense has GOT to step it up! Zach Wilson showed exactly why A-Rod is here with his lackluster performance until late in the game. If he can just be competent and take advantage of the chances he's given by this defense, then the Jets should make the playoffs. Otherwise, the Family Guy meme fits here.

Washington Commanders   13

Denver Broncos                    16

Sam Howell is another QB I wouldn't want to see getting laid out.

Miami Dolphins              16

New England Patriots    24

Please stay healthy Tua. We need more games like this out of you!

New Orleans Saints   24

Carolina Panthers      17

It was too good to be true. ESPN's jobbers are calling this game as Joe and Troy does Browns-Steelers a hour later on ABC. Thank God I don't have ESPN so I don't have to listen to them.

Cleveland Browns    12

Pittsburgh Steelers  10

Everybody was riding the Steelers dick just because they was undefeated in the preseason only for them to get their asses kicked by the Niners. I'm not saying Kenny Pickett is overrated but take his steel out of your mouth please. He haven't done much to justify this slobbering. 

LAST WEEK: 11-5