Thursday, September 21, 2023

More Pain. NFL Week 3 Preview

Cleveland Browns RB Nick Chubb carted off field with knee injury.

In week 1, Aaron Rodgers tore his Achillies on his 4th snap of the season on Monday Night Football. The following week, Nick Chubb suffers a brutal knee injury on a tackle where it bent in the wrong direction. If you add on Damar Hamlin's medical scare in week 17 last season, players just can't catch a break on Monday Night Football! And it's likely to get worse since MNF games can be flexed now. I'll say Chubb was the Browns best player so they will feel his absence A LOT. Especially if Deshaun Watson can't get his shit together, on the field of course.

And no, Steelers S Minkah Fitzpatrick is not a dirty player. The NFL don't want players getting hit high because they're tired of people getting mad at them over concussions and CTE. When you have a powerful RB like Chubb coming towards you, you're likely to get stiff armed, trucked or bounce off him if you try to wrap up. So the best way to tackle him is to chop him down. Unfortunately, Minkah got him at the knee as Chubb's foot was planted on the GRASS field.


THE GAMES


2023 NFL season week 3 New York Giants vs San Francisco 49ers
New York Giants         17
San Francisco 49ers  16

Why should teams spend big money on RBs when they can't stay healthy again? Giants RB Saquon Barkley will miss this game do to a ankle injury. They made a big stink about not being appreciated and how they deserve big contracts but I'm like, why would I offer a RB a big contract when he has a injury history or had a drop in production? Especially since teams would rather air it out than pound the rock. Maybe if QBs get their own salary cap system in the next CBA, it would free up more money for RBs and other positions. The players should've fought for guaranteed contracts and a extra bye week in the last CBA instead of less practice time.


2023 NFL season week 3 Indianapolis Colts vs Baltimore Ravens
Indianapolis Colts   20
Baltimore Ravens   17

Speaking of RBs, has Jonathan Taylor tried faking injuries to gain leverage against the Colts? Rookie Evan Hull tore his meniscus so I doubt he's faking it but who else IS faking it in the NFL? Probably not rookie QB Anthony Richardson who is still in concussion protocol


2023 NFL season week 3 Tennessee Titans vs Cleveland Browns
Tennessee Titans    16
Cleveland Browns   24

So with Chubb out for the year, the Browns resigned Kareem Hunt to a 1-year deal worth up to $4 million to help out Jerome Ford (and Pierre Strong) in the running game. Deshaun Watson struggled throwing a pick-6 on the first play, losing 2 fumbles and getting called twice for facemasking. So they need their running backs to take some pressure off of Watson. Never mind that they're paying him $230 million to be a star QB. I wonder how's Baker Mayfield doing?


2023 NFL season week 3 Atlanta Falcons vs Detroit Lions
Atlanta Falcons   28
Detroit Lions       16

C.J. Gardner-Johnson tore his pectoral muscle so he's likely out for the season as well. Sad.


2023 NFL season week 3 New Orleans Saints vs Green Bay Packers
New Orleans Saints   23
Green Bay Packers   10

WOW, the Packers are BAD! The season is young so they got time to improve their rankings.


2023 NFL season week 3 Houston Texans vs Jacksonville Jaguars
Houston Texans           19
Jacksonville Jaguars   31

Expect the Jags to drop 31 on the Texans again.


2023 NFL season week 3 Denver Broncos vs Miami Dolphins
Denver Broncos   13
Miami Dolphins      0

I hope this shutout doesn't mean Tua got injured again. He's been through enough already!


2023 NFL season week 3 Los Angeles Chargers vs Minnesota Vikings
Los Angeles Chargers   34
Minnesota Vikings          27

Disgruntled Super Bowl winning RB Cam Akers got traded from the Rams to the Vikings. The Vikes are dead last in rushing so they should see a improvement to their running game. They will still lose though despite the fact the Chargers has the worse defense in the league. 


2023 NFL season week 3 New England Patriots vs New York Jets
New England Patriots  28
New York Jets               26

Will the Aaron Rodgersless Jets finally break their 14-game losing streak to the Patriots? No.


2023 NFL season week 3 Buffalo Bills vs Washington Commanders
Buffalo Bills                           24
Washington Commanders   17

Bills LB Christian Kirksey announced his retirement at 31 years old after a 9-year career with the Browns, Packers and Texans before joining Buffalo's practice squad. I'll say he's best known for a classic EA Sports fuckup. In Madden NFL 15 during MUT's Pre-season Rookie All-Stars weekly challenge, he's on the Titans instead of the Browns as a 1 ft 2 in player instead of 6'2" (What a trailblazer). He got a laugh out of it, Conan O'Brien did a bit over it and EA later made a trailer for the Tiny Titan challenge where you can play as or against Kirksey. Christian may not be a HOF but he will always be remembered in video game and pop culture lore. 


2023 NFL season week 3 Carolina Panthers vs Seattle Seahawks
Carolina Panthers  23
Seattle Seahawks   20

It was hilarious hearing that the Panthers sub in Andy Dalton to do QB sneaks and other short yardage plays because Bryce Young is too small at 5'10" 204 pounds. Head coach Frank Reich tried to justify it by stating he did it in the past and had the nerve to compare Dalton to Saints utility man Taysom Hill (I'm honestly surprised Dalton has 1,465 rushing yards). So with Bryce likely out this game with a ankle injury, they're free to do as many read-options as they want.


2023 NFL season week 3 Dallas Cowboys vs Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys  29
Utah Buckeyes    14

So much for that Cowboys-Dolphins Super Bowl. Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs tore his ACL during practice and will miss the rest of the season. Give Micah Parsons all the rest he needs!


2023 NFL season week 3 Chicago Bears vs Kansas City Chiefs
Chicago Bears           7
Kansas City Chiefs  30

What the fuck is going on in Chicago? And I'm not talking about the usual high crime rate, corrupt politicians and government owned grocery stores. People are clowning Justin Fields for not being able to read the defense in his 3rd season and missing open receivers. So naturally when talking about his "robotic" play, he blamed his coaches. He later tried to clarify his comments but the damage has already been done. Being sacked 10 times doesn't help either.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Their DC Alan Williams, who resigned from the team to take care of his "health and family", had his house raided by the FBI! Apparently, they found "extremely sensitive content” that would end his coaching career. There's reports that coach Matt Eberflus cried when he heard that their team facility was raided as well by former Bear and current FBI agent(!!!) Charles "Peanut" Tillman (He joined them in 2018 and later that year was part of a raid on Lil Reese's house taking $100K). With all this drama in the Windy City, the simulation should've doubled the amount the Chiefs would win by.


2023 NFL season week 3 Pittsburgh Steelers vs Las Vegas Raiders
Pittsburgh Steelers  22
Las Vegas Raiders   27

The Steelers won last week but fans still want their OC Matt Canada to be fired. I haven't watched enough Steelers games so I can't say for sure that he's screwing up Kenny Pickett's progression. Now, if it's true they're holding back WR George Pickens so they won't have to pay him a big money contract, then he gots to go. Or Mike Tomlin, or whoever made that decision.


2023 NFL season week 3 Philadelphia Eagles vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Philadelphia Eagles          27
Tampa Bay Buccaneers   20

We got another MNF doubleheader but with the ABC game on first and the ESPN broadcast airing a hour later. Hopefully this won't be the 3rd straight week someone gets a serious injury.


2023 NFL season week 3 Los Angeles Rams vs Cincinnati Bengals
Los Angeles Rams   20
Cincinnati Bengals  17

Speaking of injuries, pray for Joe Burrow's calf in this Super Bowl LVI rematch.


LAST WEEK     9-7
OVERALL      20-12

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