THE GAMES
Kansas City Chiefs 10
Denver Broncos 14
Teddy Bridgewater doesn't plan on retiring after the concussion that ended his season. I don't know if he will start for another team next season but he's good enough to be a backup as the Broncos are likely to stick with Drew Lock. I see nothing in him or this "well built team".
Dallas Cowboys 23
Philadelphia Eagles 14
Man, if that railing collapsed onto Jalen Hurts as he walked into the tunnel...He handled it far more professionally than I would have by only sending out a message asking what will they do to ensure people's safety at FedEx Field. I would've shit on the franchise, the owner and all the literal shit that happens at that dump of a stadium like scissors on that terrible field.
Green Bay Packers 31
Detroit Lions 27
It's never a dull moment with Aaron Rodgers this season from his return to the Packers, to the immunization drama, to "Toevid", to retirement talks, to a MVP voter calling him a jerk to reports that he would boycott the Super Bowl if the Packers make it that far. I said last season that I'm enjoying him on Pat McAfee Show and I still do because to me, he's the most interesting QB in the league. He openly pisses people off and doesn't care. I like that in a person!
Indianapolis Colts 38
Jacksonville Jaguars 34
Some Jaguar fans are planning to dress like clowns in protest of GM Trent Baalke for the final game of the season. It would be quite the scene to see a section of fans with clown masks. I doubt CBS will show them because they're pussies but I will be checking Twitter for fan vids.
Washington RedWolves 26
New York Giants 7
Speaking of clown shows...Last season, Football Team was flexed into SNF despite having only 6 wins because it was for the NFC East title. This time, they play against the team that got all pissy over the Eagles late tanking that led to Washington getting in the playoffs. Just fire Joe Judge already! He's holding this not from New York team back from competency!
Chicago Bears 6
Minnesota Vikings 45
Speaking of firing coaches, it's the battle between a coach who should be fired vs one who's likely to be fired. You know my thoughts on Matt Nagy but I think Mike Zimmer is a decent coach. He's 73-59-1 as head coach of the Vikings and this is the first season he loss 10 games with them. He probably won't get another head coaching gig but many teams would love to bring him in as a defensive coordinator, even though his defense is ranked 31st. Also Kirk Cousins returns in this now pointless game as Justin Fields goes to the Covid list.
Tennessee Titans 20
Houston Texans 18
DERRICK HENRY IS BACK!!! A win here gives him a extra week of rest as the Titans get a first round bye. The Texans may be pure shit ratings wise but they are not to be taken lightly.
Pittsburgh Steelers 13
Baltimore Ravens 3
It was tough but Mike Tomlin continued his streak of .500+ seasons with 15. Of course, he wasn't in a celebratory mood considering it's doubtful they will sneak into the playoffs but it's still a neat stat. What would put a smile on his face is his LB T.J. Watt winning DPOY by breaking the season sack record. He got 21.5 sacks in only 14 games so he should win it.
Cincinnati Bungles 21
Cleveland Browns 24
In the Battle of Ohio, these teams are in reveres roles from last season. Before, Cincy's season was derailed by Joe Burrow's injury while the Brownies made the playoffs for the first time in a long ass time with a upset over the Steelers to boot. Now, the Bengals have returned to the playoffs after a drought while The Land has a injured Baker Mayfield who may or may not want to be traded. His wife Emily however got people thinking he will leave after the season.
San Francisco 49ers 34
Los Angeles Rams 14
I didn't know the 49ers won 5 straight games against the Rams. I guess you can make this 6.
Carolina Panthers 21
Tompa Bay Buccaneers 31
So with Antonio Brown clearing waivers and now a free agent, what now? Who will they get to replace his pre ankle injury production? They added WR Cyril Grayson, RB Kenjon Barner and TE Darren Fells from the practice squad. They have the bodies to replace AB but do they have the talent to replace Brown in their attempt to repeat as Super Bowl champions? We'll see.
Seattle Seahawks 27
Arizona Cardinals 37
JJ WATT IS BACK!!! He's gonna wreck havoc in the playoffs! Too bad they're a wildcard team.
New England Patriots 24
Miami Dolphins 14
Tua Tagovailoa has been on the trading block for the entire season so he's "not worried" about offseason trade talk. As soon as the season ends, just do it and trade for Deshaun Watson.
New Orleans Saints 20
Atlanta Falcons 13
It's a shame a top 10 defense gets negated by shitty QB play. Better luck next year!
New York Jets 14
Buffalo Bills 26
New York is on their bullshit again. They're suing the Jets and Giants over their names due to playing in New Jersey. There are multiple teams that play in a different city than the one listed on their name, including the only New Yorker team, the Orchard Park Bills. But since the G-Men and LOLJETS have sucked for awhile, New York is disowning these East Rutherford based teams. I say fuck that overrated ass state/city and name yourself Jersey Giants/Jets!
Los Angeles Chargers 20
Las Vegas Raiders 23
This year's "Win And You're In" game is between a team that borked their season multiple times vs a team that somehow survived multiple controversies to get to this final game of the regular season. John Madden's family will be there to light the Al Davis Memorial Torch just like he did back in 2011 to honor the Raider owner. There won't be a dry eye regardless who wins.
LAST WEEK 9-7
OVERALL 138-117-1
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