Oh no. How did the rest of the game go?
Yikes! Did the main shit talkers at least shake hands with the
Browns?
No they did not (Tomlin did though). I don't personally know any Steeler
fans, so lets see how noted Steeler fan UrinatingTree reacted to that ass
whooping.
I haven't see that amount of salt from a YouTube football fan since
EDP445 stomped on
Nick Foles action figures in his kitchen. After getting embarrassed in front
of Al, Cris and Michele, JuJu says he
doesn't regret
his ill-advised shit talking while
THIS MOTHERFUCKER Chase Claypool says they're "going to get clapped" by the Chiefs.
Imagine being so salty that you got bitched slapped up and down the field,
you resort to talking shit through the defending Super Bowl champions. "We
may have lost but THIS team over here is gonna dog walk you! LOLZ." Anyway,
nothing else I can say would be appropriate enough to end this foreword(?)
so here is another video from your favorite angry Yinzer to sum up this
shitshow of a season ender.
THE GAMES
Los Angeles Rams 20
Green Bay Packers 27
The Rams' game against the Seahawks was a weird one. John Wolford started over Jared Goff since he was still recovering from surgery on his thumb. The team struggled to do anything early on until Wolford was sent to the hospital from a headshot by Jamal Adams. With him out with a stinger, Goff took over and got the offense going like we seen from them all year to lead them to a 30-20 win. Since they have no better option, Goff will start against the Packers. They may have the #1 defense but the Packers have likely MVP Aaron Rodgers. So I go with him to find holes in coverage and get them to jump offsides on his way to victory.
Baltimore Ravens 38
Buffalo Bills 26
It's the battle of two young QBs who had early doubters before becoming star players. Lamar Jackson hopes it doesn't snow in Buffalo since he won't be able to run past defenders as easily as he did last week. Considering the Ravens have the league's best rushing and worst passing rankings, running the ball all game is right in their wheelhouse. While the Bills will have to make some major adjustments due to their #3 passing and #20 running game. So despite Josh Allen coming from Wyoming, the Ravens run game will help them win here.
Cleveland Browns 27
Kansas City Chiefs 35
Even though I would love for another upset to shut up that fuckboi Claypool, I feel the Chiefs have too much firepower to overcome. That's not to say the Browns don't have a chance. In the few games I watched, I noticed the Chiefs tend to start off slow before getting their offense in gear. So the Browns will need to jump on them quick like they did with Pittsburgh to force them into mistakes while playing catchup. Both teams have middle of the road defenses so the Browns have to hope they can hold off the Chiefs #1 offense long enough for former Chief Kareem Hunt (and Nick Chubb) to run it down their throat like a #3 rushing attack is supposed to. In other words, do what the Raiders did in their Week 5 win against the Chiefs.
Tompa Bay Buccaneers 24
New Orleans Saints 17
It's the Geriatric Bowl: TB12 vs Breeszus! The man who wants to prove he has some more good years left in him vs the man who might retire after this year. If the Bucs don't want to get swept by the Saints this season, they have got to RUN THE BALL! What's the point of having Leonard Fournette and LeSean McCoy on your team when they're less productive at running the ball together (398 Yds, 6 TDs) than QB's Lamar Jackson (1,005 Yds, 7 TDs), Kyler Murray (819 Yds, 11 TDs) or Cam Newton (592 Yds, 12 TDs)?
It's foolish to have Brady throw the ball 36+ times like he did in both losses even with Gronk and AB on your team. All the while they didn't even crack 100 yards as a team rushing from both games combined (Brady had more rushing yards and TDs than Fournette in that Week 1 game vs the Saints LOL). And with a hobbled Mike Evans still feeling the effects of his hyperextended knee from Week 17, it's imperative for them to take some of the workload off of Brady and run the goddamn ball. But with Bruce Arians calling plays like Jameis Winston is still on his sideline instead of the Saints' side, expect this game to be a shootout, especially if they fall behind early forcing Brady to air it out.
LAST WEEK 3-3
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