Whatcha Gonna Do Brother When Covidmania Runs Wild On You? NFL Week 15 Preview

At the start of the season, the NFL was talking big about fining teams who violate protocols and those who can't field a team will receive a forfeit. Now that Covidmania is running wild in the NFL infecting star players like Baker Mayfield, Jalen Ramsey and Von Miller, the NFL changed their rules to require masks for all players indoors and letting vaccinated players who test positive come back faster. Aaron Rodgers was right (again). Him and other unvaccinated players are actually the safest to be around because they were required to wear masks, are isolated from the rest of the team and have to test daily while vaccinated players could go maskless, congregate freely and was only tested weekly. We know vaccinated people can catch and pass corona without showing symptoms so what sense does it make to not only not test them daily but to let them hit the field after testing positive? Either way, get better y'all!

WOOF! WOOF! LV-CLE, SEA-LA and WAS-PHI have been rescheduled! WOOF! WOOF!

If I was a Raiders, Seahawks or Eagles fan, I would be FUCKING PISSED! At the beginning of the season, the NFL swung their dick stating there would be no postponements and teams that can't field a team would be forced to forfeit the game. Now here we are in week 15 and instead of the Browns, Rams and Football Team playing the games with whoever they got left, they get a break and their games get moved to later in the week. Here's the BS excuse why they did it. Raiders-Browns is now the late game on Monday while Seahawks-Rams and Football Team-Eagles are both Tuesday Night Football. Why air both at the same time instead of make it a doubleheader? I guess FOX didn't want to mess with Jay Leno, TMZ or Judge Judy.

THE GAMES

Kansas City Chiefs        13

Los Angeles Chargers   24

The Raiders' stupid stunt of gathering on the Chiefs logo before the game motivated Patrick Mahomes to beat the brakes off them 48-9 then sent them packing with a song. They won't handle the Chargers as easily considering they can keep up with them offensively.

Las Vegas Raiders   21

Cleveland Browns   30

In less stupid news, Grambling State hired the former coach of both of these teams Hue Jackson. He was the offensive coordinator at Tennessee State this season after his run as assistant with the Bengals ended in 2019. His record proved he was not meant to be a NFL coach but maybe he will have better luck in college like Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin. It's still funny that Grambling fired a coach who finished at 54-32 for a coach who was 11-44-1 including a winless 2017 Browns season. At least Broderick Fobbs took the firing in stride.

New England Patriots   35

Indianapolis Colts         19

I would think all of the Colts' opponents would've watched Hard Knocks to scout them but the Patriots are the only ones to get a story written about it. Even with Jonathan Taylor carrying the Colts offense on his back, the Pats 3rd ranked defense should slow him down enough to win.

Dallas Cowboys   31

New York Giants  17

That was mighty bold of Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy to guarantee they would beat the Football team last week. And good thing they won because he would've looked like a fucking idiot if they lost that game...like the Raiders! I don't see him making promises against the G-Men since they suck, so expect Micah Parson to keep the hype train going with his play.

Houston Texans            17

Jacksonville Jaguars     6

Is Urban Meyer trying to get fired? It sure seems so with his "My way or the highway" bullshit that's alienating his players AND coaches. Here's a protip: NFL people are less tolerant of your asshole gimmick than in the college ranks and they're ESPECIALLY less accepting of your horseshit if you don't have the results to justify your behavior. They fired his ass!

Josh deserves beers, blowjobs and a stature outside of TIAA Bank Field of him in a Lambo.

The Texans have their own post Deshaun Watson problems where they sucked ass as well this season. So why not throw rookie Davis MIlls back in there for the rest of the season? Why is he starting over Tyrod Taylor, David Culley? "He gives us the best chance to win".

Like I said last week, Tyrod is responsible for the only wins this shitty ass team has this season. While he was injured, Davis was absolute GARBAGE in at QB. So how the hell he gives you the best chance to win? Just be honest. You want to see is there anything in him or do you need to draft another QB/sign a free agent/trade for someone. It sucks for Tyrod but there's a reason this is the third straight time he's been replaced by a rookie. He's a serviceable veteran who can be a stopgap for teams that need to draft a franchise QB. He can mentor rookies as a starter while the rook learns from the bench. He can also start in place of injured QBs.

Tennessee Titans         7

Pittsburgh Steelers    20

With Mike Tomlin facing the likely possibility of his first losing season as head coach of the Steelers, how does he deal with young players who do dumb shit like celebrating a first down in the final minute that wastes precious seconds and eventually cost you the chance to win?

That's an eloquent response to a annoying situation. You can't cut every young player who make stupid mistakes because you might miss out on those who mature into great players.

New York Jets      17

Miami Dolphins    30

HEY! Remember that guy who was cut by the Raiders after he threatened to kill a guy who was trolling him in his DMs? Well the Dolphins just signed the shithead! I don't know about about you but I see someone with a high motor when he crashes his car injuring a woman!

Washington Aviators  34

Philadelphia Eagles    20

Al and Cris won't be calling these underperformers like they were forced to last season. Despite the Eagles 9th ranked defense and both QBs looking like they may or may not be star players, this is a nothing game to me. Go with Football Team to stay alive in the NFC wildcard race.

Arizona Cardinals   30

Detroit Lions           24

Losing DeAndre Hopkins for the rest of the regular season is gonna hurt but they're talented enough to still win the division and survive the playoffs until he gets back from his knee injury.

Carolina Panthers   19

Buffalo Bills             23

Am I reading this right? The Panthers are gonna play BOTH Cam Newton AND XFL Legend P.J Walker? How many times do I have to say this? When you have two QBs, you have NO QBs! Not only are you fucking up the rhythm of Cam, you're also fucking up the development of P.J. I knew their coach Matt Rhule didn't know what the fuck he was doing and I turned out to be correct. Also, what the hell you're gonna do with Sam Darnold? Are you gonna keep him? Release him? Trade him? This team just looks lost without Christian McCarthy, good lord.

Cincinnati Bungles   34

Denver Broncos        38

The Broncos did a nice thing to honor Demaryius Thomas by lining up with 10 men on the field. Then they went on to beat the Lions who had their own tribute win the week prior. I doubt they'll make the playoffs but they can take the Bengals and Chargers out with them.

Atlanta Falcons            17

San Francisco 49ers    31

Here's an interesting insight: The Falcons are 5-2 on the road and 0-5 at home this season. Don't fuck up your playoff spot by losing to this hapless gang of suckiness 49ers!

Seattle Seahawks     23

Los Angeles Rams   30

The NFL announced new international home marketing where 18 teams can exclusively market their teams in 8 foreign markets. Both the Dolphins and Rams get 3 countries including China going to LA (People bitch about how much a threat China is to America, YET we continue to do business with them like making most of our products there, playing games over there and changing our movies to appease them). They say they will get into co-marketing relationships with other sports but will they work with the native football leagues as well? Probably not.

Green Bay Packers   27

Baltimore Ravens     30

Can Lamar Jackson tough out his ankle injury like Aaron Rodgers is doing with his toe? They better hope so because I don't trust Tyler Huntley or Josh Johnson enough to keep this team afloat until Lamar comes back from an extended break to heal up the sprain.

New Orleans Saints            23

Tompa Bay Buccaneers      7

I noticed Michele Tafoya has been missing from the sidelines of SNF these past couple weeks. What happened? Did she catch coronavirus? Did she break her hip tripping over a dog? Did she get pregnant? NBC tried to cover for her by saying she's on a planned 3 three week vacation and will be back this week on the sideline. But we later found out that this will also be her final season on SNF along with Al Michaels (It's likely that Al will call TNF on Amazon) and her appearance on The View last month might have something to do with it.

They talked about Colin Kaepernick's show where he compared the NFL Draft to the slave trade. I didn't know Michele was on The View but when I saw her try to defend the owners for why Kaep isn't in the league, YIKES! All I was thinking was "What are you doing!?!". For someone whose whole career is about being prepared for stuff, it was quite fascinating to watch her fail at making a compelling comeback at the anti football rhetoric. First off, there's no defending the owners here. It's obvious that they are blackballing him and you can't tell me that there aren't at least 7 teams that could've used his services this season. It's just a shame that he took the settlement instead of take it to court. That would've been a entertaining trial.

Second, this whole NFL Draft/Combine = slavery is ridiculous. Last time I checked, slaves wasn't paid thousands/millions of dollars to perform a job they enjoyed. And the notion that the pricking and prodding and taking their measurements makes it like the slave trade is just stupid as well because that's done in the other American leagues as well. Including White majority sports like HOCKEY!!! Of course, the liberal audience didn't agree with the apparent conservative sideline reporter so she tried to egg them on to boo her I guess and woof, that segment didn't end well for her. For next season, I expect Kathryn Tappen to take over full time as sideline reporter, Mike Tirico FINALLY joins Cris Collinsworth in the booth as play-by-play and Maria Taylor joins Tony Dungy and Drew Brees at the preshow desk. Michele probably joins Fox News next year.

Minnesota Vikings   27

Chicago Bears         34

Did Matt Nagy kick Cody Parkey after the infamous "double doink"? Or the other kickers that was part of his kicking competition? God I hope so to get his ass out as well.

LAST WEEK      6-8

OVERALL      114-93-1