Despite my prediction, I'm not surprised that the Lions got their first win against the Vikings. They had extra motivation behind them so props to them on finally getting that win. Having said that, you can always count on the Vikings to eat a loss to a team they should've beaten. Like a team that haven't won in 364 days and went 10 straight games scoring less than 20 points.
THE GAMES
Pittsburgh Steelers 33
Minnesota Vikings 20
So it looks like this will be Big Ben's final year in the NFL even though he's saving the retirement talk for after the season. He's absolutely a HOFer with 2 Super Bowl wins, 6 Pro Bowls and passing for 63,106+ yards with 412+ TDs. Unless some leaked emails bring up his sexual assault allegations from earlier in his career, he's getting in on the first ballot.
Dallas Cowboys 37
Washington Commanders 13
I was looking at Football Team's schedule and they really backloaded their divisional games! Their final 5 games are Cowboys, @ Eagles, @ Cowboys, Eagles, @ Giants. The same could be said about their rivals as the Eagles final 4 games, Cowboys 4 out of 5 and Giants 3 out of final 5 games of the regular season are divisional matchups. It's like they remembered how the NFC East was so dogshit last year, a game between a 6 and 4 win team was flexed into Sunday Night Football because it decided the division winner. So the NFL schedule makers wanted them to fight each other for the final month to pop a rating or to fuck with them. There won't be a under .500 team in the playoffs this time but the NFC East will still hog the spotlight to close the year.
Jacksonville Jaguars 20
Tennessee Titans 23
The Jaguars got destroyed by the Rams last week but it was RB James Robinson who got benched after fumbling the ball for the second straight week. When first asked about it, Urban Meyer said it was injury related. But the next day, he said their running backs coach Bernie Parmalee sets the rotation but he will be more involved in the future. Get this man out of here! He's ruining Trevor Lawrence and it's obvious he has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
Seattle Seahawks 23
Houston Texans 10
While Deshaun Watson could be indicted next month, I see why he didn't want to play for this Houston clown show anymore. Texans coach David Culley benched Tyrod Taylor in favor of Davis Mills in that bitch slapping by the Colts and actually have the nerve to say he will "evaluate" the QB position. But that's not all! He also cut their second leading tackler LB Zach Cunningham (now a Titan!) because they "have standards". HAHAHAHA!!! You only have TWO WINS this season and you're thumping your chest about having standards while cutting one of the few bright spots in this shitshow? GTFO! ALSO, I know Tyrod is no world beater but Davis sure as hell ain't the future of the franchise. Davis played in 2 more games and only have 2 additional TDs and 440 yards than Tyrod. So how you gonna favor the guy who has sucked for most of this season over a guy who's responsible for your only wins this season? Fire this guy!!!
Las Vegas Raiders 20
Kansas City Chiefs 26
Here's some off the field Raider news that's not criminal. RB Josh Jacobs allegedly has 8 kids with 8 baby mommas with a 9th on the way. He denies it but still, what's with these football players having multiple kids with multiple women? Yeah, the NFL having larger rosters and a higher turnover rate than other leagues play a part in the amount of baby momma drama we hear but goddamn, use a condom! Maybe it's because I don't watch these sports or follow those who cover them but I don't see baseball or hockey players with multiple baby mommas.
The closest to this in hockey circles was a Reddit discussion from 4 years ago on who has the most kids. Also a Wikipedia page of all the family relationships of NHL players, coaches, GMs and refs. The Sutter family had the most people in the NHL with 9 (six brothers Brent, Brian, Darryl, Duane, Rich & Ron and their three sons Brandon, Brett & Brody) along with 3 more (Shaun, Lucas & Riley) who haven't been called up yet. They're like the Anoa'i family of hockey.
New Orleans Saints 13
New York Jets 17
So yeah, maybe Taysom Hill should stick with being a utility man. He gained 375 total yards and 2 passing TDs in his first start at QB of the season but he also threw 4 INT's. What made Jameis and the Saints successful is the minimal amount of turnovers while the defense shut down the opponents. But when this 12th ranked defense gets no help from the offense, it all falls apart. Trevor Siemian wasn't much better in his 4 losses so it's understandable why they made a change. Now they're a hot mess starting a injured QB who won't have Deonte Harris due to suspension or Kenny Stills due to getting cut over dropping a ball. At least Alvin Kamara could come back. Mark Ingram won't though, he's on the Covid list.
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| Or they could start Ian Book. He finished 3rd in passing yards and TDs in my FBS tournament last season. |
Atlanta Falcons 10
Carolina Panthers 21
I see Matt Rhule and the Panthers have joined in on the scapegoating by firing OC Joe Brady. He says it was for "purely football" reasons but I watched enough football to know he's full of shit. Bad coaches tend to blame the players or fire a underling to get the heat off himself. Reportedly, they couldn't get on the same page so it wasn't surprising to see Brady go. But know this, there's only so many people you can throw under the bus before YOU get shown the door.
Baltimore Ravens 24
Cleveland Browns 23
I had no problem with the Ravens going for 2 to win the game. As Herm Edwards said, "You play to win the game!". And seeing how decimated his corners were, John Harbaugh wanted to win the game instead of take his chances in overtime. It's not like they got stuffed at the line. It was the right call and it would've been a TD if Lamar Jackson threw that pass to Mark Andrews a couple inches to the left. They still have a top 5 offense so they will be fine...probably.
New York Giants 20
Los Angeles Chargers 19
With Daniel Jones out with a neck injury and Mike "Giraffe Neck" Glennon dealing with a concussion, I hope Jake Fromm (State Farm) starts. Not because I feel he will be any good despite the prediction but because of the memes. Hell, he might get a commercial if he balls out whenever he gets to start. A blogger shooting the shit with his predictions can only hope.
Detroit Lions 17
Denver Broncos 30
They got a emotional win last week but the good times stops here. The Lions are bad across the board while the Broncos are...less bad with a 7th ranked defense. The Broncos only had 3 field goals to show after their long drives and defense holding the Chiefs to 22 points on SNF. Teddy Two Gloves being a long term solution so that GM they was propping up better figure out where their franchise QB will come from. The Lions are what they are. RIP Demaryius Thomas.
San Francisco 49ers 34
Cincinnati Bungles 17
After putting up 41 points against the Steelers, the Bengals themselves gave up 41 to the Chargers. Karmas a bitch ain't it? Joe Burrow is a mixed bag where he's top 10 in passing yards and TDs but is also 1st in INTs and 2nd in times sacked. It will only get worse for him against the 49ers 5th ranked defense. Both teams would get in if the playoffs started now but they got to pile up the wins (especially the 7th placed Niners) so they won't get overtaken by other teams.
Buffalo Bills 31
Tompa Bay Buccaneers 27
First off, stop stiffing people Antonio Brown! Your helpers wouldn't snitch on you if you didn't fuck them over as much. Second of all, fuck these reporters. Now that they're back in the building doing these pointless interviews, they're trying to make a name for themselves with dumbass HOT TAKES. Yeah, the Patriots ran the ball down the Bills throats and Mac Jones only threw the ball 3 times. BUT, that defense only gave up 2 TDs while the offense was a whole lot of nothing throughout the game. I got a better question, why the hell was Josh Allen throwing the ball 30 times in 50MPH winds? As far as I'm concerned, y'all idiots for clowning the Bills for losing to a team that only threw the ball 3 times in knock you over type winds. And despite what Aaron Rodgers think, Bill Belichick proves once again he's the smartest man in the room.
Chicago Bears 22
Green Bay Packers 21
Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, he doesn't regret yelling "I OWN YOU" to Bears fans. I don't blame him and neither does Bears TE Jimmy Graham. He remarked he heard worse things on the field and if they don't like the trash talk, all they have to do is stop him. That's the spirit! FIRE NAGY!
Los Angeles Rams 14
Arizona Cardinals 41
Cards are back, Rams are frauds, me posting irregularly is not people's jams.
LAST WEEK 8-6
OVERAL 108-85-1
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