NFL Draft Is On, Come Back Later. UFL Week 5 Preview

I'm not gonna be paying attention to the UFL this week so I'm speeding through this preview.

THE GAMES

San Antonio Brahmas   21

Arlington Roughnecks   3

If I knew Quinten Dormady was starting against Michigan, I would've pick them to win last week. I wasn't gonna pick Arlington to win anyway after going 0-4 but I would've made the score closer.

Birmingham Stallions   28

Houston Roughnecks   10

So apparently Stallions LB Scooby Wright was forced into retirement due to a neck injury? You would think one of the bigger names in the UFL retiring 4 weeks into the season would be breaking news but you wouldn't know it if you went to their trash ass website. Hell, I wouldn't have known about it if it wasn't for Reddit. Their game against D.C. was such a sloppy mess that I'm glad I missed out on watching it. If they're smart, they'd hire Scooby as an ambassador.

St. Louis Battlehawks   32

D.C. Defenders              29

It's nice to see St. Louis come out in force to support the Battlehawks.

Michigan Panthers       15

Memphis Showboats   13

**DoodleJammer left to watch night 2 of the 2024 NFL Draft.**

LAST WEEK:  2-2

OVERALL:    10-6