Miami Dolphins vs New York Jets on Black Friday.

I remember when Black Friday was a marketing gimmick by department stores that had people line up overnight to take advantage of the clearance sales. Then it became a weekend thing with Cyber Monday. Then a monthly thing then with the rise of Amazon, a seasonal thing. Amazon got the rights to Thursday Night Football last year so now they got themselves a Black Friday Football game as well to go with the 3 Thanksgiving Day games. There are multiple college football games so they're not the only ones taking advantage of the day. Now if you excuse me, the Packers-Lions already started and I forgot to mention the Madden/Turducken coin.

THE GAMES

Green Bay Packers 7

Detroit Lions 10

The reason why there's a 3rd game on Thanksgiving is because people were mad that the Lions got to host a game even though they sucked ass for the longest time. So NBC gets a primetime game with any team that's expected to be good. But these are the BRAND-NEW LIONS so they are worthy of a Turkey Day Game. ~~Fans would still complain about this result though~~. Or not?

Washington Indians 34

Dallas Pilgrims 27

SACK WATCH: Sam Howell has been sacked as many times (51) as Joe Burrow was in 2021.

San Francisco 49ers 21

Seattle Seahawks 16

Who will get to eat a cold, dry turkey leg in front of Melissa Stark to cap off Thanksgiving Day?

Miami Dolphins 20

New York Jets 0

Tim Boyle IS NOT an improvement over Zach Wilson. Out of all the free agents and practice squad QBs out there, you're telling me Timmy and fucking Trevor Siemian is the best the Jets could get? BULLSHIT! As I mentioned in Week 4, there are better QBs than these bums.

AJ McCarron - Bengals practice squad
Alex McGough - Packers practice squad
Ben DiNucci - Broncos practice squad
Luis Perez - Not active on X
Jordan Ta'amu - Selling shirts
McLeod Bethel-Thompson - Going back to Canada

New Orleans Saints 34

Atlanta Falcons 13

Saints WR Michael Thomas is always injured while Drew Brees can't throw with his right arm.

Pittsburgh Steelers 10

Cincinnati Bengals 24

After weeks of chants by Yinzers, their prayers have been answered as the Steelers fired Matt Canada. Will Kenny Pickett suddenly become Big Ben? Who knows. As for the Bengals...

Jacksonville Jaguars 27

Houston Texans 17

AEW already have football/WWE to deal with, now Family Guy will counterprogram them too!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 20

Indianapolis Colts 17

It's ironic that Tom Brady criticizes today's product due to the NFL's push to make the game safer when his injury kickstarted this movement (that along with the concussion lawsuit). It's also funny that Aaron Rodgers agrees with him when that mediocrity allows his boy to sniff the field for this long. It makes you wish a billionaire created his own league with early 2000s rules.