Thursday, November 30, 2023

Dolly Parton Looked Good On Thanksgiving! NFL Week 13 Preview

Dolly Parton performing Thanksgiving Day halftime show.

From all the times I seen her, Dolly Parton looks in shape even though she's usually fully covered up. Apparently, she's covering up tattoos that covers her keloid scar tissue. So seeing her on Thanksgiving Day during the halftime show in a Cowboys cheerleader outfit was surprising. And I must say, at 77 years old, she looked good up on that stage. Sure, it was no Creed but it was better than Jack Harlow performing on a middle school set and Steve Aoki's halftime show didn't even get on TV. The NFL agreed as only her performance was uploaded to their YouTube channel. And I'm guessing she was having trouble walking due to the high heels.


THE GAMES


2023 NFL season week 13 Seattle Seahawks vs Dallas Cowboys
Seattle Seahawks  10
Dallas Cowboys     13

Amazon added to their live sports portfolio by being part of a 7 year $7.7 billion deal to broadcast Nascar along with TNT/TruTV, FOX/FS1 and NBC/USA starting in 2025. They will stream the practices and qualifying of FOX Sports' races during the first half of the Cup season along with 5 races in the middle of the season before handing it off to TruTV so they can do the same for NBC Sports' coverage after the 5 TNT races. What better way to build your audience and get more eyes on your product than by only having 9 out of your 38 races on regular TV? The red headed stepchild Truck series is still locked away on FS1 but at least the Xfinity series moves to The CW. I wished the Trucks were on regular TV since they get disrespected so much.


2023 NFL season week 13 Los Angeles Chargers vs New England Patriots
Los Angeles Chargers   9
New England Patriots   31

Reportedly the Chargers will fire Brandon Staley at the end of the season. If they get blown out by a 2-9 Patriots squad, they might fire him in an airport office terminal when they get back.


2023 NFL season week 13 Detroit Lions vs New Orleans Saints
Detroit Lions              26
New Orleans Saints    9

Speaking of blowouts...


2023 NFL season week 13 Atlanta Falcons vs New York Jets
Atlanta Falcons   23
New York Jets     13

AARON RODGERS RETURNED TO PRACTICE!!! J! E! T! S! SU! PER! BOWL!


2023 NFL season week 13 Arizona Cardinals vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Utah Buckeyes          31
Pittsburgh Steelers   30

The Steelers got over 400 yards in their first game after firing their OC Matt Canada. They only scored 16 points. The points should come with the yards as they lose a shootout here.


2023 NFL season week 13 Indianapolis Colts vs Tennessee Titans
Indianapolis Colts     7
Tennessee Titans    23

This loss would be a crushing blow to the Colts playoff hopes.


2023 NFL season week 13 Miami Dolphins vs Washington Commanders
Miami Dolphins                     29
Washington Commanders   24

While the Dolphins look to add a crushing blow to Sam Howell's ribs.


2023 NFL season week 13 Denver Broncos vs Houston Texans
Denver Broncos   17
Houston Texans   24

Since the Bills are on a bye week, I'll put this here: WTF VON MILLER!?!?


2023 NFL season week 13 Carolina Panthers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Carolina Panthers            17
Tampa Bay Buccaneers  13

I've seen my share of terrible coaches who get another head coaching job after stinking up the joint at their first gig only to get fired again like Adam Gase, Hue Jackson and Josh McDaniels. But it takes a special type of terrible to get fired from two teams in back-to-back years like Frank Reich. The Colts had enough of him so they canned him last season but instead of taking a year off to do broadcasting like other coaches, he got picked up by the Panthers The team didn't look like it was improving at all so he gets sacked for a second straight season. They should've promoted Steve Wilks to head coach since the team was actually winning during his interim stint. But NOOOOOOO, owner David Tepper has to make a big splash with a big name that he couldn't even pronounce correctly. All the while Steve is enjoying his time as Niners DC.


2023 NFL season week 13 Cleveland Browns vs Los Angeles Rams
Cleveland Browns   10
Los Angeles Rams  13

Joe Flacco could start for the Browns if Dorian Thompson-Robinson doesn't clear concussion protocols. Man, that's another QB the Jets could've used but they let him go in favor of A-Rod.


2023 NFL season week 13 San Francisco 49ers vs Philadelphia Eagles
San Francisco 49ers   20
Philadelphia Eagles    10

I thought former Eagles WR DeSean Jackson was already retired. Oh well, I remember him for 2 things, for dropping the ball before running in the endzone and ruining Matt Dodge's NFL career.


2023 NFL season week 13 Kansas City Chiefs vs Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Swifties  19
Green Bay Packers    17

Y'know, Sports Illustrated had the right idea of using AI writers. They wouldn't call a Native American boy a racist against Native Americans (and Black people!) for wearing Chiefs colors.


2023 NFL season week 13 Cincinnati Bengals vs Jacksonville Jaguars
Cincinnati Bengals       0
Jacksonville Jaguars  12

Thank you Jungle Boy for being the catalyst that reunited CM Punk with the WWE after 10 years. There's a reason why they say "Never Say Never" in the WWE because no matter how mad the wrestler is at the WWE and vice versa, if Vince McMahon (or in this case Triple H) feels he can make money with you, he will put aside his ego and welcome you back. It happened to Sable, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brett Hart, Ultimate Warrior, Sting, Cody Rhodes and others that I'm forgetting about at this moment. You can now add Phil Brooks to that list.


LAST WEEK:    9-7
OVERALL:      96-83

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