Friday, March 31, 2023

I Didn't Watch Any Games Last Week. XFL (Trois) Week 7 Preview

2023 XFL week 6 games

After going on last week about how I'm "psyched, pumped, geeked and cranked" about finally getting to watch XFL games again on ABC...I didn't watch any of them. Whoops. I was busy so I ignored SEA-ORL harder than ESPN. I couldn't watch STL-VEG anyway since it aired on FX. I didn't think to tune in to SA-ARL on ABC and forgot HOU-DC was a Monday night game. Not that it mattered, it was on ESPN2. I still went 3-1 so it wasn't all bad. There are no games on regular TV this week so I guess I get started on the NFL End Of Season Review and Madden soundtrack update. Maybe I will even make an All No Photo Team for the NFL too! HA!

THE GAMES


2023 XFL season week 7 Seattle Sea Dragons vs Arlington Renegades
Seattle Sea Dragons     24
Arlington Renegades   10

Another game, another Ben DiNucci endzone interception. He is so goddamn lucky his defense can bail him out because those mistakes could easily make the Sea Dragons 2-4. Speaking of defense, Arlington's defense must be mad as hell they kept the Brahmas passing attack under 60 yards and still lost. If they couldn't win then, how they gonna beat the top passing team?


2023 XFL season week 7 San Antonio Brahmas vs Vegas Vipers
San Antonio Brahmas  15
Vegas Vipers                 17

After beating up the Guardians, the Vipers got beat up by the Battlehawks. They're another team that can sling it but it doesn't translate to wins. This might be a defensive game that Vegas edges out a win in. Too bad their tire tracked field doesn't give them home field advantage.


2023 XFL season week 7 D.C. Defenders vs Orlando Guardians
D.C. Defenders          31
Orlando Guardians   14

Another game, another 1 score loss. They play hard with recently exonerated QB Quinten Dormady but just can't get that extra TD for the win. D.C. on the other hand will put them out of their misery early like a undefeated team is supposed to do against a winless team. That's unless the ghost of Cardale Jones causes them to play so terrible Orlando blows them out.


2023 XFL season week 7 St. Louis Battlehawks vs Houston Roughnecks
St. Louis Battlehawks   25
Houston Roughnecks   28

I'm glad I stuck with the Battlehawks because they crushed the Vipers. This game will be different against a team that could use a rebound game of their own. Considering these teams are on opposite ends of the sacks stat with Houston getting the most while St. Louis has the fewest, they better have the ice bath ready for A. J. McCarron once he gets off the field.


LAST WEEK: 3-1
OVERALL:    17-7

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