Man, all that peacocking thinking they're bigger than the ACC came back to bite them in the ass, haven't it? Last year they were undefeated and had a legitimate gripe about being left out of the CFP. Since then, they got dog walked by Georgia in the Orange Bowl, got speared by Roman Reign's alma mater in Ireland and stomped out by last season's FVB Sports FBS National Champion SMU in their 1st year as a Power 4 school. Add on them losing commits and it wouldn't surprise me if Mike Norvell gets fired considering how trigger-happy colleges are when it comes to head coaches. Don't count on Urban Meyer to return even if the NCAA is toothless.
THE GAMES
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 31
Atlanta Falcons 27
Baker shouldn't bring up Brady again. I'm just sayin'.
New York Jets 10
Minnesota Vikings 7
Roger Goodell talked about his mission to play 16 international games a season in the future. He remarked about how far the NFL have grown globally since the 90s where foreigners had no idea what was going on during international games. Now they're going to all these different countries and the native fans actually understand the rules and developed fanbases for each team. The Ginger Hammer is 65 years old so getting a few seasons of games in places like Japan, France, Ireland, Switzerland and Africa will likely be his crowning achievement before he retires as commissioner. And considering they currently have 19 global markets in their program so far, they will have plenty of soccer and purpose-built football stadiums to choose from.
Carolina Panthers 24
Chicago Bears 21
It's the battle of 2 shit franchises that ruins young QBs. Both owners should be run out of town.
Baltimore Ravens 6
Cincinnati Bengals 30
The way this NFL season has been going, this score doesn't even surprise me.
Buffalo Bills 12
Houston Texans 10
Looks like Von Miller is getting suspended for his actions last year after all. Oh well.
Indianapolis Colts 34
Jacksonville Jaguars 27
Even against the worse defense in the league, the Jags aren't expected to win. That's just pathetic. In other news, I've been getting ads lately featuring Trevor Lawrence (thankfully not the other randos) while playing mobile games. It gets annoying when I choose to watch an ad to double my earnings, I repeatedly see his unproductive ass or a Hot Wheels car wash set. At least I stopped getting Spiderman Lego, Air Force and Beyblade ads. Those was loud as fuck.
Miami Dolphins 19
New England Patriots 6
It's a team that's fucked without their starting QB vs a team whose starting QB gets fucked up on a weekly basis. I thought Tyler Huntley was a clear better option than Skylar Thompson in replacing Tua but he didn't do much while getting blown out by the Titans. It's so bad, there's now rumors that the Dolphins will trade away Tyreek Hill! Meanwhile, the Patriots would be stupid to fuck up Drake Maye's development and put him behind that porous offensive line. Just continue to sacrifice Jacoby Brissett, get a top 10 pick and draft offensive linemen next year.
Cleveland Browns 6
Washington Commanders 24
The Browns should've kept Joe Flacco. That is all.
Las Vegas Raiders 16
Denver Broncos 20
I'm SHOCKED Davante Adams wants to be traded after the Raiders dumped the only reason why he's there. It's as if his old college QB being gone along with the team sucking makes him less willing to stick around on the team. Who could've saw that coming? Whoever acquires him should immediately get better on offense. Especially if he goes to the Jets, Saints or Chiefs.
Arizona Cardinals 16
San Francisco 49ers 10
So Christian McCaffrey has Achilles tendinitis in both legs? The Madden Curse IS BACK BABY!
Green Bay Packers 33
Los Angeles Rams 37
I don't know why the simulation thinks this will be a 3 OT game when that wouldn't be possible during an NFL regular season game anyway. Hell, the NFL never had a game go 3 overtimes period! The longest game was a Christmas Day AFC Divisional matchup between the Dolphins and Chiefs in 1971 that went 82 minutes and 40 seconds. The longest one in actual time involved the Dolphins again but this time against the Titans in 2018 that lasted 7 hours 8 minutes with 2 lighting delays that ate up almost 4 hours. What does it think this is, college football?
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| College football have more overtimes because each team take turns scoring from their opponent's redzone until a defense gets a stop. That's why Illinois' 20-18 win over Penn State in 2021 lasted 9 overtimes. |
New York Giants 10
Seattle Seahawks 27
There's nothing to celebrate in this 100th season of New York Football Giants action. Ugh.
Dallas Cowboys 6
Pittsburgh Steelers 8
The prediction machine expects the rain to create a sloppy mess of a run heavy game.
New Orleans Saints 23
Kansas City Chiefs 10
The injury bug has been kicking the Chiefs ass this year. Is Kadarius Toney still available?
LAST WEEK: 10-6
OVERALL: 39-25
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