Zombie Cheerleaders. NFL Week 9 Preview

I got nothing here so here's a collage of zombie cheerleaders. Happy Halloween!

THE GAMES

Houston Texans   30

New York Jets     17

At this point, it looks like Aaron Rodgers is just trolling the media. I guess he has to keep himself entertained somehow since his team sucks and he's probably washed. In other news, Stefon Diggs tore his ACL and is out for the year. Apparently, the prediction machine agrees with DeMeco Ryans that they "will be just fine" if they play collectively as a team. Also, since this is a Halloween game, I will actually attempt to watch a TNF game this season for a change.

Dallas Cowboys   20

Atlanta Falcons   24

Looks like the Cowboys are in the pissy players bitching at reporters stage of the season. They made up.

Denver Broncos     16

Baltimore Ravens   22

After a surprising loss to the Browns, the Ravens traded for Panthers WR Diontae Johnson. They already have the #1 offense so I guess this will bump up their #4 passing ranking. But I would think they would want to improve their 26th ranked defense. Even though people don't want to believe it, defense wins championships. You can add as many weapons to your offense all you want, but without a defense, good luck winning those close playoff games where you need to make a stop to keep the opponent out of the endzone to win the game or prevent them from getting a 1st down to give Lamar Jackson once more chance to get downfield.

Miami Dolphins   24

Buffalo Bills        20

Tua returned and they still lost. Oh well, better luck this time.

New Orleans Saints    33

Carolina Panthers     10

I'm gonna make a bold prediction and say the Panthers will sacrifice Bryce Young to get the #1 pick next year so they can ruin draft another QB.

Las Vegas Raiders     7

Cincinnati Bengals   41

Looks like the Bengals are in the "must win game" part of the season.

Los Angeles Chargers   13

Cleveland Browns          27

THE BROWNS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!

Washington Commanders   31

New York Giants                   27

JAYDEN DANIELS IS GONNA WIN OFFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!

New England Patriots   14

Tennessee Titans          20

How can a team with the best defense in the NFL have a 1-6 record?  Have the worst offense in the league.

Chicago Bears        19

Arizona Cardinals   10

Personally, I feel what Bears CB Tyrique Stevenson did was far more egregious than Anthony Richardson tapping out for a play. Not only was he busy talking shit to Commander fans while the Jayden Daniels is running around, HE'S the one who tipped the ball to WR Noah Brown to complete the Hail Mary winning the game for Washington! Not only that, HE was supposed to box out Brown in the first place!!! Honestly, they should've cut his ass because it can't be hard to replace someone who has 35 tackles and only 1 INT this season. At least the Commies got to troll Seth Rollins after the loss considering he was a guest of theirs.

Jacksonville Jaguars   27

Philadelphia Eagles     28

I didn't notice that the NFL changes the team logos when they wear their throwbacks. That's neat.

Detroit Lions              30

Green Bay Packers   21

I never seen this Packer logo before. Must've been from before my time.

Los Angeles Rams   3

Seattle Seahawks    27

The Seahawks got their ass kicked by the Bills. Maybe this game will be different.

Indianapolis Colts     9

Minnesota Vikings   34

People were OFFENDED that Anthony Richardson sat out a play because he was tired. You can take your pick of which yeller you want to listen to act like they had money on him completing the game. He eventually got benched in favor of Joe Flacco and coach Shane Steichen says they're "not giving up" on him. From a development standpoint, he shouldn't be starting in the first place. And don't give me that "this is a playoff team" bullshit cause the Colts aint gonna do dick with a 28th ranked defense.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers   10

Kansas City Chiefs           40

While everybody is focused on Tony Hinchcliffe calling Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage" (Puerto Rico actually does have a landfill problem), he also pissed off the Swifties with his OJ joke. I don't go to comedy clubs so this is the first time I seen someone actually bomb during a set. Granted, this was the wrong place to do those jokes because the majority of people don't even know what's going on in Puerto Rico so they will automatically think it's racist. Like damn, they didn't even get rowdy for KID ROCK back in July so there was no way in hell this crowd would go nuts over Tony. At least no one threw dinner rolls at him like what happened to Bill Burr in a restaurant.

LAST WEEK:   9-7

OVERALL:     73-50