2024 UFL All No Photo Team

Since this blog didn't exist over a decade ago, this is the 1st UFL All No Photo Team. The USFL in total had 27 players with the Roughnecks having 11 on their roster, 7 from the Panthers, 6 Stallions and 3 on the Showboats. While the XFL had 45 photoless players led by a whopping 17 Brahmas, 13 Defenders, 10 Renegades, and 5 from the Battlehawks. The makeup of these rosters is funny when you take into consideration how these conferences treated special teams back when they were separate leagues. The XFL didn't kick PATs but have 3 kickers on this list while the USFL have no kickers despite being a pro kickers league last season.

Every year there's a football player who has a name that you go "That can't be his real name". Whether it's Kool-Aid McKinstry, Taco Charlton or Storm Duck, there's always someone with a random name that I just have to search to see if it's real or not. There're some guys without a Wikipedia page but the headliner is Bumper Pool. His real name is actually James Morris Pool, but after years of people calling him Bumper all his life, he added the nickname when he got his driver's license. I can't help to think there's probably a poor shift manager with the same name.

As for colleges, since we're mainly dealing with free agents and practice squad players, there're plenty of schools I never heard of that get represented here like Southeastern Oklahoma State, SE Louisiana and Pittsburgh State. But there's 1 school that caught my attention and that was Globe. I searched for this school wondering what the hell is Globe and it turns out it was a for-profit college (think ITT Tech and DeVry University) in NYC that was shutdown in 2016. College already comes off like a scam if you're not going there to gain the skills for a well-paying job like a lawyer, doctor or professional athlete. But the students who go to these schools would've did better saving money by going to community college or trade schools and stay out of debt.

Speaking of colleges, you will notice DC's kicker Enrique Yenny Romero doesn't have one listed. That's because they got him straight from Liga de Fútbol Americano Profesional in Mexico. Like with many kickers, he grew up playing soccer but his coach convinced him to play football after seeing him punt a football 60 yards with no training in high school. He went on to play college football for Borregos Salvajes Toluca where he won 2 CONADEIP championships then played in the LFA and even got drafted into the CFL! He has no stats in the UFL so I guess he didn't play considering Matthew McCrane played every game going 16/20 with a long of 58 yards.

2024 USFL ALL NO PHOTO TEAM
TEAM	PLAYER	POSITION	AGE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	COLLEGE
MICH	Brian Lewerke #19	QB	27	6'3"	212 lbs	Michigan State
MICH	Bryce Perkins #17	QB	27	6'3"	214 lbs	Virginia
MEM	Josh Love #15	QB	27	6'2"	205 lbs	San Jose State
MEM	Cyrus Habibi-Likio #6	RB	25	6'1"	210 lbs	Boise State
HOU	Ezra Gray #17	RB	25	5'7"	175 lbs	Alabama State
HOU	Mark Thompson #8	RB	29	6'2"	235 lbs	Florida
HOU	Brian Hightower #12	WR	24	6'3"	215 lbs	California
HOU	Reggie      Roberson Jr. #81	WR	-	6'1"	197 lbs	Southern Methodist
MICH	Siaosi Mariner #14	WR	27	6'2"	190 lbs	Utah State
MICH	Terry Wright #2	WR	27	5'10"	177 lbs	Purdue
BHAM	Isaiah Zuber #18	WR	27	6'0"	190 lbs	Mississippi State
BHAM	Amari Rodgers #3	WR	24	5'9"	212 lbs	Clemson
HOU	A.J. Lewis #84	TE	-	6'4"	265 lbs	Alabama State
HOU	Isaiah Battle #79	T	31	6'7"	310 lbs	Clemson
BHAM	Taco Charlton #54	DE	29	6'6"	277 lbs	Michigan
BHAM	Jonathan Garvin #50	DE	24	6'4"	257 lbs	Miami (FL)
MICH	Levi Bell #98	DT	24	6'1"	275 lbs	Texas State
MICH	Jesus Gibbs #90	DL	24	6'4"	275 lbs	Towson
HOU	Christopher Allen #2	LB	-	6'3"	241 lbs	Alabama
HOU	D'Juan Hines #52	LB	29	6'1"	235 lbs	Houston
MICH	Bumper Pool #47	LB	24	6'2"	232 lbs	Arkansas
MEM	Terrill Hanks #48	LB	28	6'3"	220 lbs	New Mexico State
BHAM	Maalik Hall #52	LB	25	6'3"	235 lbs	Southeastern Oklahoma State
HOU	Mister Harriel #25	S	-	6'1"	200 lbs	Sacramento State
HOU	Markel Roby #31	S	24	6'0"	191 lbs	Pittsburgh State
HOU	Rashad Torrence II #21	S	22	5'11"	193 lbs	Florida
BHAM	TJ Carter #7	S	25	5'11"	193 lbs	TCU

 

TEAMS	PLAYERS	OFFENSE	DEFENSE	SPECIAL TEAMS
Houston Roughnecks	11	6	5	0
Michigan Panthers	7	4	3	0
Birmingham Stallions	6	2	4	0
Memphis Showboats	3	2	1	0
TOTAL	27	14	13	0

 

2024 XFL ALL NO PHOTO TEAM
TEAM	PLAYER	POSITION	AGE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	COLLEGE
DC	Mike DiLiello #11	QB	24	6'1"	215 lbs	Austin Peay
SA	Kevin Hogan #19	QB	31	6'3"	218 lbs	Stanford
SA	Morgan Ellison #27	RB	-	6'1"	230 lbs	SE Louisiana
STL	Kevon Latulas #25	RB	24	6'0"	200 lbs	Missouri State
ARL	De'Veon Smith #2	RB	29	5'11"	223 lbs	Michigan
ARL	Jeremy Cox #35	RB	27	6'0"	226 lbs	Old Dominion
STL	Ja'Marcus Bradley #18	WR	27	6'1"	195 lbs	Louisiana
ARL	Isaiah Winstead #14	WR	24	6'3"	210 lbs	East Carolina
DC	Monroe Young #82	WR	23	6'1"	205 lbs	California
SA	Landen Akers #82	WR	26	6'0"	189 lbs	Iowa State
SA	Kade Warner #81	WR	25	6'1"	201 lbs	Kansas State
SA	Tavonn Salter #80	WR	28	6'2"	194 lbs	Middle Tennessee
SA	K.D. Cannon #16	WR	28	5'11"	183 lbs	Baylor
DC	Kaden Smith #89	TE	27	6'5"	248 lbs	Stanford
DC	Shaun Beyer #82	TE	27	6'5"	210 lbs	Iowa
DC	Ben Bresnahan #87	TE	-	6'4"	243 lbs	Vanderbilt
DC	Alex Ellis #18	TE	31	6'4"	240 lbs	Tennessee
ARL	Garrett McGhin #55	T	29	6'5"	320 lbs	East Carolina
DC	William Barnes #59	T	24	6'4"	308 lbs	North Carolina
DC	Yasir Durant #70	T	26	6'7"	330 lbs	Missouri
DC	Kyle Murphy #53	T	30	6'6"	305 lbs	Stanford
DC	David Satkowski #56	T	23	6'2"	300 lbs	Stonehill
SA	Julie'n Davenport #50	T	29	6'7"	315 lbs	Bucknell
SA	Greg Eiland #75	OL	26	6'8"	321 lbs	Mississippi State
SA	Tim Ward #8	DE	26	6'6"	255 lbs	Old Dominion
STL	Austin Faoliu #99	DT	25	6'3"	287 lbs	Oregon
SA	Trevon Coley #53	DL	-	6'2"	300 lbs	Florida Atlantic
STL	Elijah Lee #33	LB	28	6'3"	220 lbs	Kansas State
DC	Mikel Jones	LB	23	6'1"	224 lbs	Syracuse
SA	Tavante Beckett #11	LB	25	5'10"	220 lbs	Marshall
SA	Zach Morton #44	LB	25	6'4"	260 lbs	Akron
SA	Jordan Williams #15	LB	27	6'0"	223 lbs	Baylor
STL	Mike Hampton #31	CB	-	6'1"	190 lbs	South Florida
ARL	Cedrick Anderson	CB	24	6'4"	195 lbs	Grambling State
ARL	Cameron Brown #26	CB	24	6'0"	197 lbs	Ohio State
SA	Derrick Langford #6	CB	24	6'2"	205 lbs	Washington State
SA	Cameron Dantzler	CB	25	6'2"	188 lbs	Mississippi State
ARL	James Jones IV #29	S	-	6'2"	195 lbs	Air Force
ARL	Joe Powell #1	S	-	6'2"	205 lbs	Globe
ARL	Jamal Carter #22	DB	30	6'1"	215 lbs	Miami (FL)
DC	Sam Kidd #37	DB	25	6'1"	206 lbs	James Madison
SA	A.J. Hendy #29	DB	31	6'0"	209 lbs	Maryland
SA	Ryan Santoso #18	K	28	6'5"	258 lbs	Minnesota
ARL	Jonathan Garibay #37	K	24	5'11"	221 lbs	Texas Tech
DC	Enrique Yenny Romero	K	29	6'2"	220 lbs

 

TEAMS	PLAYERS	OFFENSE	DEFENSE	SPECIAL TEAMS
San Antonio Brahmas	17	8	8	1
DC Defenders	13	10	2	1
Arlington Renegades	10	4	5	1
St. Louis Battlehawks	5	2	3	0
TOTAL	45	24	18	3

No video again. I probably won't post it until sometime during the NFL season when I have nothing to talk about. Until then here's an AI recap of the Stallions beating the Brahmas.