Like with the
2020 season, I will breakdown the NFC South and decide who's more likely to win this
trash division. Thankfully, it isn't as dire as the NFC Least was where 2
crap teams got on primetime because it decided the division champ, so the
South rep SHOULD finish over .500.
The Buccos are 6-6 with their
MNF win
over the Aints and are just as likely to finish 11-6 as they are to go 6-11.
Since they have a 2 game lead and a starting QB who's actually worth a shit,
they should cross the 9 win threshold. How'll they do in the playoffs?
That's another story.
The Falcons are on a bye week so they will have to win the rest of their
games and hope Tampa Bay shit the bed for them to attain the NFC South
crown. It's unlikely but there's still a chance!
Even if the Panthers somehow won the rest of their games, they're not
winning this division. They would be better off tanking the rest of the
season and figure out who the hell is gonna be their starting QB next season
since they dumped Baker Mayfield and the
collection
of Sam Darnold, XFL Legend PJ Walker and Matt Corral are not viable long
term starters. Maybe they should throw rookie
Davis Cheek
in there and see what he can do. He can't do any worse.
The Aints lived up to their name and choked away a late lead. They already
have 9 losses going into their bye week so you can pretty much eliminate
them from playoff contention. Now how is Andy Dalton a better QB than Jameis
Winston again? Cause he hasn't done jack to warrant the dick riding he gets
from the media. At least Jameis gives you big plays along with Taysom
Hill!
THE GAMES
Las Vegas Raiders 17
Los Angeles Rams 23
With Matthew Stafford likely
out for the year
with a spinal cord contusion. Backup QB John Wolford has his own neck
issues. And they're
not too keen
on having Bryce Perkins or Case Cookus start despite their 3-9 record. Why
the hell not sign
Baker Mayfield? If Stafford's recent rash of injuries ends his career, they can try to
revitalize Baker's career like with Matt's.
New York Jets 23
Buffalo Bills 20
The Bills got such a
dominant
win on TNF, people are saying the Patriots' "Era of Greatness" is dead (It died when Brady left). Unfortunately for them Von Miller
got
ACL surgery
and is done.
Cleveland Browns 9
Cincinnati Bengals 20
Deshaun Watson
didn't do much
in his
return
to Houston so it's a good thing the Browns' defense carried them to that
win. They won't be so lucky against the Chiefs'
kryptonite.
Houston Texans 20
Dallas Cowboys 31
Speaking of the Texans, if they wasn't complete ass, this would be a
actual
rivalry. At least the prediction machine doesn't say they will get
obliterated by Dem Boys like the Colts was on SNF. Probably because OBJ won't
be joining the Cowboys any time soon due to health concerns.
Minnesota Vikings 24
Detroit Lions 23
Vikings rookie coach Kevin O'Connell credits
empowering
players for this season's successes. Having a coach who actually believes
in you can build confidence in a QB where he's willing to play more freely
because he's not worried about getting benched if he makes a mistake, see
Miami/Tua. I don't feel they're winning the Super Bowl but they should win
a playoff game.
Philadelphia Eagles 20
New York Giants 10
Sudden death OT
> Current NFL OT So for now on, I'm posting this Conan clip after ties.
Baltimore Ravens 13
Pittsburgh Steelers 10
While the Steelers are trying their best to continue Mike Tomlin's streak
of non losing seasons, the Ravens will likely be without Lamar Jackson due
to a
knee sprain. Good thing they have Tyler Huntley and his
1-3 record
as starter to fill in! They better hope Lamar returns next week.
Jacksonville Jaguars 27
Tennessee Titans 6
It's not often you see a GM of a winning team get fired during the season
but that's what
happened
to Jon Robinson. Former Titan AJ Brown literally got Jon fired when he
balled out
in the Eagles
convincing
win over his old squad. Maybe the clown show Jaguars should hire him.
Especially since they got
blown out
by the goddamn LIONS of all teams!
Kansas City Chiefs 34
Denver Broncos 20
Too bad Deion Sanders didn't come here to fix this trash ass Coloradoan
team. Maybe in a couple years when his son is draft eligible, they'll
bring in both of them and
kick out the scrubs.
Carolina Panthers 24
Seattle Seahawks 14
The Panthers could also use Prime's services (or Jim Harbaugh's) because Steve Wilks isn't doing much to prove the Cardinals were wrong
for
firing him
after a single season. Granted, Carolina doesn't have a legitimate
starting QB and they traded away their best player so this team was bound
to suck anyway. But still, no one's clamoring for him to stay as head
coach.
Tompa Bay Buccaneers 28
San Francisco 49ers 17
Just when Jimmy G was in the groove leading the Niners into the playoffs,
he
breaks his foot. Do they sign Baker Mayfield as a replacement? NOPE. They're sticking
with Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy. The list of guys
picked last
in the NFL Draft is full of bums with only a few successes like Super Bowl
winner Ryan Succop and Grey Cup winner Chad Kelly. But Brock did a nice
job in
relief
so let's see how Big Cock Brock do against TB who
barely
beat the Saints.
Miami Dolphins 14
Los Angeles Chargers 17
Tua went from being unwanted by his old coach to
leading vote getter
for the Pro Bowl Games. That's quite the come up for someone who people
felt should've
retired
after his
"back" injury.
New England Patriots 7
Arizona Cardinals 21
The Cardinals are not gonna make it a 3-peat of hosting teams playing in
the Super Bowl.
LAST WEEK 6-8-1
OVERALL 101-92-2
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