Thursday, December 22, 2022

I'm Still Not Paying For YouTube. NFL Week 16 Preview

NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV

The NFL announced that Sunday Ticket will move to YouTube TV. This is a great idea considering YouTube TV is far more accessible than DIRECTV. Having said that, I'm still not gonna pay for YouTube. I still remember the days where you could add annotations to videos. Now here they are getting live games on their subscription package. What a time to be alive.

THE GAMES


2022 NFL Season week 16 Jacksonville Jaguars vs New York Jets
Jacksonville Jaguars  24
New York Jets              17

I could talk about the Jaguars upsetting the Cowboys which pretty much gifted the Eagles the NFC East title. Instead, I'm gonna talk about ROH's tv(?) deal. Ever since Tony Khan brought ROH, he's been putting their belts and talent on his AEW programing while trying to work out a tv deal for the brand. We finally get news of a tv show and honestly, it's worse than I thought it would be. He's bringing back the Honor Club streaming service which will host the ROH tape library, the new ROH shows and future PPVs 90 days after airing on Bleacher Report.

I have no problem with Honor Club since it's basically the same as WWE Network before they moved their archives to Peacock. I just feel a better move would be to turn AEW Rampage into ROH Rampage and AEW Dark Elevation to ROH Elevation. Both AEW and ROH would be separate brands with their own rosters, commentators, belts, PPVs and wrestling style. AEW would be the more sports entertainment style with the Young Bucks, Dark Order, Jungle Boy, etc. While ROH would have a more serious theme with Samoa Joe, FTR, Claudio, among others. They can't do any worse in the ratings than what Rampage is doing now. 


2022 NFL Season week 16 Atlanta Falcons vs Baltimore Ravens
Atlanta Falcons       9
Baltimore Ravens  21

Desmond Ridder didn't do much in his loss to the Saints. Hell, Saints QB Taysom Hill only passed for 17 less yards with 24 less attempts. It's a shame their 3rd ranked rushing is being wasted like this. Their RBs seem to be the only ones on this team who's worth a shit.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Detroit Lions vs Carolina Panthers
Detroit Lions            7
Carolina Panthers  17

Meanwhile, the Panthers are still in prime position to capitalize on the Bucs failures despite their terrible passing game. It just seems like they're the only ones who's actually TRYING to win games. 2 weeks ago I said they're not winning the division, they may prove me wrong after all.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Buffalo Bills vs Chicago Bears
Buffalo Bills       20
Chicago Bears   35

The Bills had one game moved due to snow and the white stuff fell in their win against the Dolphins. Now their game against the Bears could be affected by a "bomb cyclone". I don't see why the prediction machine says Chicago will win considering Buffalo is a cold weather team as well. Maybe those 40 mph gusts will fuck with Josh Allen as the Bears run it down their throats.


2022 NFL Season week 16 New Orleans Saints vs Cleveland Browns
New Orleans Saints   13
Cleveland Browns     10

Deshaun Watson was fair in his hard fought win against the Ravens going 18/28 for 161 yards and a TD. Oh what could've been with 3 Pro Bowlers if they had a decent QB during his suspension. Oh what could've been if Jameis Winston was starting instead of Andy Dalton.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Seattle Seahawks vs Kansas City Chiefs
Seattle Seahawks     34
Kansas City Chiefs   24

The Seahawks went from 0 expectations to talk of the town to outside looking in on the playoff push. Their only chance of getting in is leapfrogging a NFC East team. Good luck with that!


2022 NFL Season week 16 New York Giants vs Minnesota Vikings
New York Giants      27
Minnesota Vikings   24

Despite overcoming a 33 point deficit against the Colts, does anyone really trust the Vikings? I sure as hell don't! I attribute that comeback more to Matt "28-3" Ryan's history of choking away games than the Vikings talent level. The Giants better stay on their necks to hold on to this win.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Cincinnati Bengals vs New England Patriots
Cincinnati Bengals       21
New England Patriots  17

WHAT...THE...FUCK!?! Why in fucks name did Patriots WR Jakobi Meyers throw the ball directly to former Pat Chandler Jones who stiff armed Mac Jones to oblivion on his way to a walk off TD? "I didn't see Chandler Jones at the time". The Patriots should just forfeit the rest of the season because there's no coming back from that fuckup. Also fire Matt Patricia and Joe Judge because Mac have definitely regressed compared to last season with Josh McDaniels.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Houston Texans vs Tennessee Titans
Houston Texans    20
Tennessee Titans  10

People have rightfully been clowning the NFC South for how bad they are but the AFC South isn't much better. People have mocked the Jaguars and Colts all season BUT they still have a shot at the division title due to the underwhelming Titans record of 7-7. That probably explains why coach Mike Vrabel wasn't too fond of a reporter's question after their loss to the Chargers. Imagine if the Titans lose out and the Jags win the division! That would be hilarious!


2022 NFL Season week 16 Washington Commanders vs San Francisco 49ers
Washington Xtreme   22
San Francisco 49ers  20

Special teamers get little love in the NFL, especially those who run up and down the field on kickoffs and punts setting up blocks and getting tackles. So it's nice to see Commanders Jeremy Reaves get recognition after his journey of getting jerked around by Washington.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Philadelphia Eagles vs Dallas Cowboys
Philadelphia Eagles  31
Dallas Cowboys        23

Micah Parsons should've been more worried about Trevor Lawrence than Jalen Hurts cause he didn't do much of anything against the Jags. Lucky for him, Jalen is injured so Uncle Rico will start on Christmas Eve. They already got a playoff spot locked up so they can stand to rest him.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Las Vegas Raiders vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Las Vegas Raiders    24
Pittsburgh Steelers   10



2022 NFL Season week 16 Green Bay Packers vs Miami Dolphins
Green Bay Packers   27
Miami Dolphins         30

How the fuck you lead the fan vote for the Pro Bowl (Games) and not get selected for it? What's even the point of the fan vote if you're just gonna ignore them? Tua probably won't miss playing a pointless flag football game put he will miss the bonus money that comes with it.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Denver Broncos vs Los Angeles Rams
Denver Broncos      16
Los Angeles Rams  10

The Colts weren't the only team to make history last week. The Rams tied the '99 Broncos for earliest elimination from playoff contention for a defending Super Bowl champ. They won't regret trading their future to win now but it's still amazing how bad they are after the sacrifice.



2022 NFL Season week 16 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Arizona Cardinals
Tompa Bay Buccaneers  10
Arizona Cardinals            24

Want to know what media entitlement looks like? Check this shit out! Seriously, fuck every single one of those "journalists". If Giovani Bernard caught the ball cleanly on the fake punt (seriously Todd Bowles?) he probably would've got the first down. Tom Brady threw 2 INTs AND fumbled TWICE, YET Giovani's fuckup was the biggest play of the game? While they was leading 3-17 in the 3rd quarter? GTFO! I'm glad people called those hacks out for their bullshit because it's obvious they was egging him on trying to get him to cuss them out. Then HE would be the bad guy who doesn't take responsibility and yells at defenseless, honest reporters who are just doing their jobs to feed their families. Seriously, fuck those who fish for a reaction then cry victim.


2022 NFL Season week 16 Los Angeles Chargers vs Indianapolis Colts
Los Angeles Chargers  21
Indianapolis Colts         27

Matt Ryan got benched again this time for Big Dick Nick. FINALLY, a Super Bowl MVP is starting at QB. He's a winner so he's not gonna break every Colts fan's heart like ole Matty. 


LAST WEEK   11-5
OVERALL    121-101-2

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