The NFL will now celebrate John Madden's life on Thanksgiving. I wonder will they have turducken on the telecasts? It's about time they do something special on this day since recently the networks been mailing it in. They don't even do special holiday themed score bugs anymore. So using this day to honor a man who made football on turkey day special is a nice touch.
THE GAMES
Buffalo Bills 23
Detroit Lions 10
I was so busy putting my own adult take on the World Cup, I forgot to do this preview. So Instead of the usual hard hitting investigative journalism that comes with these blogs, I'm just gonna zoom right through these games before the Lions kickoff Thanksgiving with a loss.
New York Giants 23
Dallas Cowboys 16
YAY! The Cowboys are bringing back the throwbacks! Too bad it will be in a loss.
New England Patriots 13
Minnesota Vikings 17
After all that hype, the Vikes got their ass WHOOPED so hard, CBS switched to another game. You know what that means? That means this team is a FRAUD and won't do shit in the playoffs!
Denver Broncos 0
Carolina Panthers 17
Who cares about either of these bums at this point.
Tompa Buccaneers 27
Cleveland Browns 19
Now that Tommy boy is single, every e-thot is sliding in his DMs looking for a payday. Be strong my brother. You gone this far without paying child support to gold digging hos. Don't slip up now!
Baltimore Ravens 27
Jacksonville Jaguars 17
The Elite returned and the AEW fanbase turned on CM Punk. How fickle of them.
Houston Texans 12
Miami Dolphins 41
Davis Mills got benched in favor of Kyle Allen. That won't do dick to improve the team.
Chicago Bears 27
New York Jets 6
It's one thing to play like shit. Every QB had a bad game in his career. It's another thing to play like shit and not take responsibility for your failures. So Zach Wilson gets benched in favor of Mike White. LOL. They're the same quality player but maybe Zach can learn from the bench and get better at not playing like shit. Best of luck to Justin Fields and his separated shoulder.
Cincinnati Bengals 13
Tennessee Titans 29
It may not be a revenge game but it will feel great to put the Bengals playoff shot in jeopardy.
Atlanta Falcons 21
Washington Rage 20
I don't see Washington getting in the playoffs so just stop with the idiotic hype train.
Los Angeles Chargers 30
Arizona Cardinals 17
They lost but it still was a cool experience for Colt McCoy to play his first MNF in Mexico City.
Las Vegas Raiders 31
Seattle Seahawks 20
The Raiders are eliminated already? LOL. What a poverty team!
Los Angeles Rams 17
Kansas City Chiefs 20
Matt Stafford has another concussion(?) and will be relived by Bryce Perkins. This team is done.
New Orleans Saints 10
San Francisco 49ers 24
Keep Jimmy G. Dump Andy Dalton.
Green Bay Packers 21
Philadelphia Eagles 33
A bye week can't come soon enough for Aaron Rogers and his broken thumb.
Pittsburgh Steelers 20
Indianapolis Colts 14
If your turkey is dry, you can't cook. Oven bags and foil literally exist to keep meats juicy.
LAST WEEK 7-7
OVERALL 85-78-1
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