Thursday, November 24, 2022

Thanksgiving is John Madden Day. NFL Week 12 Preview


The NFL will now celebrate John Madden's life on Thanksgiving. I wonder will they have turducken on the telecasts? It's about time they do something special on this day since recently the networks been mailing it in. They don't even do special holiday themed score bugs anymore. So using this day to honor a man who made football on turkey day special is a nice touch.

THE GAMES

Buffalo Bills    23
Detroit Lions  10

I was so busy putting my own adult take on the World Cup, I forgot to do this preview. So Instead of the usual hard hitting investigative journalism that comes with these blogs, I'm just gonna zoom right through these games before the Lions kickoff Thanksgiving with a loss. 


New York Giants   23
Dallas Cowboys   16

YAY! The Cowboys are bringing back the throwbacks! Too bad it will be in a loss.


New England Patriots  13
Minnesota Vikings        17

After all that hype, the Vikes got their ass WHOOPED so hard, CBS switched to another game. You know what that means? That means this team is a FRAUD and won't do shit in the playoffs!


Denver Broncos      0
Carolina Panthers  17

Who cares about either of these bums at this point.


Tompa Buccaneers  27
Cleveland Browns    19

Now that Tommy boy is single, every e-thot is sliding in his DMs looking for a payday. Be strong my brother. You gone this far without paying child support to gold digging hos. Don't slip up now! 


Baltimore Ravens        27
Jacksonville Jaguars  17

The Elite returned and the AEW fanbase turned on CM Punk. How fickle of them.


Houston Texans  12
Miami Dolphins   41

Davis Mills got benched in favor of Kyle Allen. That won't do dick to improve the team.


Chicago Bears  27
New York Jets    6

It's one thing to play like shit. Every QB had a bad game in his career. It's another thing to play like shit and not take responsibility for your failures. So Zach Wilson gets benched in favor of Mike White. LOL. They're the same quality player but maybe Zach can learn from the bench and get better at not playing like shit. Best of luck to Justin Fields and his separated shoulder.


Cincinnati Bengals  13
Tennessee Titans     29

It may not be a revenge game but it will feel great to put the Bengals playoff shot in jeopardy.


Atlanta Falcons      21
Washington Rage  20

I don't see Washington getting in the playoffs so just stop with the idiotic hype train.


Los Angeles Chargers  30
Arizona Cardinals         17

They lost but it still was a cool experience for Colt McCoy to play his first MNF in Mexico City.


Las Vegas Raiders  31
Seattle Seahawks   20

The Raiders are eliminated already? LOL. What a poverty team!


Los Angeles Rams  17
Kansas City Chiefs  20

Matt Stafford has another concussion(?) and will be relived by Bryce Perkins. This team is done.


New Orleans Saints   10
San Francisco 49ers  24

Keep Jimmy G. Dump Andy Dalton.


Green Bay Packers   21
Philadelphia Eagles  33

A bye week can't come soon enough for Aaron Rogers and his broken thumb.


Pittsburgh Steelers  20
Indianapolis Colts    14

If your turkey is dry, you can't cook. Oven bags and foil literally exist to keep meats juicy.


LAST WEEK   7-7
OVERALL     85-78-1

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