2025 UFL All No Photo Team

Another UFL season has concluded which means it's time for the All No Photo Team rosters! The amount of players without a headshot isn't as lopsided among the 2 conferences as it was last year. The USFL has the most players this year with 35 as 10 of them are from Birmingham, 9 from Memphis and 8 each from Houston and Michigan. While the XFL has 32 players with nearly half of them being Brahmas players at 15 followed by the Defenders with 7 and both the Battlehawks and Renegades having 5 of them. Both sides had a LS so that was surprising.

Like in past years, there are bound to be fuckups somewhere. Like always, there are players who have their ages missing but at least every player has their number and college listed. Notable former NFL players like Taco Charlton, Chris Blewitt and Tristan Vizcaino don't have photos. Not even spring football veterans like De'Veon Smith, Brandon Silvers nor J'Mar Fucking Smith have headshots! Like goddamn, it's a 8 team league, why are you so lazy?

Anyways, the focus of this year's edition is Stallions CB Tommi Hill who is listed as 17'1" and 72 pounds. So according to the UFL, he's about as tall as a giraffe and as light as a 10-year-old. Which is obviously not the case as the 2025 NFL Combine measured him as 6'0 1/2" 213 lbs. Coming out of Nebraska, he was projected to be a above average backup who has top end speed and explosive vertical but can be fooled by fakes and has an injury history. He had a hard early life so best of luck to him and the others on this list. The end of season recap is tomorrow.

USFL ALL NO PHOTO TEAM
TEAM	PLAYER	POSITION	AGE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	COLLEGE
BHAM	J'Mar Smith #1	QB	28	6'1"	218 lbs	Louisiana Tech
BHAM	Andrew Peasley #14	QB	25	6'2"	218 lbs	Wyoming
MEM	Dresser Winn #12	QB	26	6'2"	215 lbs	Tennessee-Martin
HOU	Lorenzo Lingard #27	RB	26	6'0"	209 lbs	Akron
MEM	Jada Byers #29	RB	N/A	5'7"	185 lbs	Virginia Union
MEM	Jalen Jackson #36	RB	24	5'9"	216 lbs	Villanova
HOU	Cyril Grayson #7	WR	31	5'9"	183 lbs	LSU
HOU	Lawrence Keys #15	WR	25	5'11"	170 lbs	Tulane
MEM	Daewood Davis #2	WR	26	6'1"	196 lbs	Western Kentucky
MEM	Thomas Burke #87	TE	N/A	6'5"	250 lbs	College Of New Jersey
MEM	Dom Boyd #62	T	N/A	6'4"	320 lbs	Georgia Southern
BHAM	Darius Harper #72	T	27	6'7"	300 lbs	Cincinnati
HOU	T.J. Bradley #75	T	28	6'8"	317 lbs	Maryland
BHAM	Grant Miller #63	OG	26	6'3"	306 lbs	Baylor
BHAM	Ronnie Perkins #7	DE	25	6'3"	253 lbs	Oklahoma
BHAM	Steve Linton #99	DE	N/A	6'5"	237 lbs	Baylor
MICH	Benning Potoa'e #90	DE	28	6'3"	290 lbs	Washington
MICH	Breeland Speaks #57	DE	29	6'3"	285 lbs	Ole Miss
MICH	Taylor Stallworth #94	DT	29	6'2"	305 lbs	South Carolina
HOU	Israel Antwine #95	DT	25	6'3"	309	Oklahoma State
MEM	DeVere Levelston #96	DT	24	6'3"	281 lbs	SMU
MEM	Dillon Faamatau #90	DL	27	6'3"	295 lbs	Oklahoma
BHAM	DeMarquis Gates #47	LB	29	6'2"	230 lbs	Ole Miss
MICH	Andrew Parker #40	LB	24	6'0"	235 lbs	Appalachian State
HOU	Tashawn Bower #4	OLB	30	6'4"	250 lbs	LSU
MEM	Andrew Dowell #51	OLB	28	6'1"	225 lbs	Michigan State
BHAM	Maximilian Roberts #44	OLB	27	6'1"	242 lbs	Boston College
BHAM	Delontae Scott #43	OLB	28	6'5"	246 lbs	SMU
BHAM	Tommi Hill #28	CB	N/A	17'1"	72 lbs	Nebraska
HOU	Corn Elder #29	CB	30	5'10"	183 lbs	Miami (FL)
MICH	Dee Delaney #30	SAF	30	5'11"	200 lbs	Miami (FL)
MICH	Michael Tutsie #20	FS	27	5'11"	189 lbs	North Dakota State
MICH	Peter Bowden #46	LS	24	6'2"	239 lbs	Wisconsin
HOU	Chris Blewitt #5	K	30	5'9"	171 lbs	Pittsburgh
MICH	Seth Vernon #36	P	26	6'3"	227 lbs	Portland State

 

TEAMS	PLAYERS	OFFENSE	DEFENSE	SPECIAL TEAMS
Birmingham Stallions	10	4	6	0
Memphis Showboats	9	6	3	0
Houston Roughnecks	8	4	3	1
Michigan Panthers	8	0	6	2
TOTAL	35	14	18	3

 

XFL ALL NO PHOTO TEAM
TEAM	PLAYER	POSITION	AGE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	COLLEGE
SA	Alan Bowman #3	QB	25	6'3"	220 lbs	Oklahoma State
STL	Brandon Silvers #18	QB	31	6'2"	220 lbs	Troy
ARL	Tony Jones #6	RB	27	5'11"	224 lbs	Notre Dame
ARL	De'Veon Smith #9	RB	30	5'11"	223 lbs	Michigan
SA	John Lovett #7	RB	25	5'11"	215 lbs	Penn State
SA	Aidan Robbins #27	RB	24	6'2"	237 lbs	BYU
DC	Seth Williams #85	WR	25	6'2"	211 lbs	Auburn
STL	Gary Jennings #12	WR	28	6'1"	216 lbs	West Virginia
STL	Jerome Kapp #85	WR	25	6'1"	191 lbs	Kutztown
SA	Thomas Gordon #82	TE	N/A	6'5"	255 lbs	Northwestern
SA	Steven Stilianos #85	TE	25	6'5"	251 lbs	Iowa
DC	Johari Branch #56	C	26	6'2"	314 lbs	Maryland
STL	Ryan Coll #69	T	24	6'5"	308 lbs	Richmond
DC	Liam Fornadel #77	T	25	6'4"	312 lbs	James Madison
SA	Vitaliy Gurman #73	T	26	6'3"	306 lbs	Toledo
SA	Marcus Haynes #44	DE	27	6'4"	240 lbs	Old Dominion
DC	Davin Bellamy #15	DE	30	6'3"	259 lbs	Georgia
ARL	Taco Charlton #33	DE	30	6'6"	277 lbs	Michigan
ARL	Jerrod Clark #56	NT	25	6'3"	337 lbs	Coastal Carolina
DC	Niles Scott #90	DT	29	6'1"	326 lbs	Frostburg State
SA	Isaiah Buggs #95	DT	28	6'3"	306 lbs	Alabama
SA	Matt Gotel #90	DT	26	6'1"	341 lbs	West Florida
ARL	Kalen DeLoach #19	LB	24	6'1"	212 lbs	Florida State
DC	Micah Baskerville #44	LB	25	6'0"	224 lbs	LSU
SA	Paul Moala #43	MLB	25	6'0"	229 lbs	Georgia Tech
SA	David Anenih #19	OLB	25	6'2"	245 lbs	Houston
STL	Micah Abraham #21	CB	24	5'11"	185 lbs	Marshall
DC	Trey Dean #21	CB	25	6'2"	200 lbs	Florida
SA	Sean Fresch #29	CB	N/A	5'9"	181 lbs	Rice
SA	Kary Vincent #35	CB	N/A	5'10"	189 lbs	Louisiana State
SA	Cameron Lyons #46	LS	26	6'0"	230 lbs	Charlotte
SA	Tristan Vizcaino #14	K	28	6'2"	205 lbs	Washington

 

TEAMS	PLAYERS	OFFENSE	DEFENSE	SPECIAL TEAMS
San Antonio Brahmas	15	6	7	2
DC Defenders	7	3	4	0
St. Louis Battlehawks	5	4	1	0
Arlington Renegades	5	2	3	0
TOTAL	32	15	15	2

I should've known AI would have no idea who the DC Defenders or Michigan Panthers are.