Thank you Eagles for beating the Chiefs! Now let's speedrun this before the NFL Draft begin.
END OF SEASON REVIEW
Detroit Lions 15-2
Thank God the Lions proposal to get rid of automatic first down on defensive holding and illegal contact didn't pass. They still have to, GASP, play defense or take the hefty penalty when they get beat deep. Their other proposal of basing the playoff seeding on regular season record can still go through, which is bullshit. Didn't win your division? Tough shit, you start your playoff on the road. It's just so annoying how soft football has become and filled with whiny bitches.
Kansas City Chiefs 15-2
Suck it Swifties!
Minnesota Vikings 14-3
Sam Darnold had a career year with the Vikings. Can he repeat it in Seattle or was it a fluke?
Philadelphia Eagles 14-3
Thank you, Jalen Hurts.
Buffalo Bills 13-4
He looks like he's selling you vodka.
Baltimore Ravens 12-5
I hope they won't abandon the run game with this addition.
Washington Commanders 12-5
The Commies are in good hands with Jayden Daniels at QB. If they don't fuck it up that is.
Green Bay Packers 11-6
No riots started from green being allowed in the stadium. Good on you Brazil!
Los Angeles Chargers 11-6
It's about time Antonio Gates got inducted into the HOF.
Denver Broncos 10-7
It's funny how Peyton Manning doesn't even acknowledge his time as a Colt.
Houston Texans 10-7
Aaron Rodgers is washed. Change my mind.
Los Angeles Rams 10-7
I don't expect Cooper Kupp to get booed when he returns to Inglewood as the rival Seahawk.
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-7
Rey Mysterio's mask is so iconic every NFL fanbase has one in their team's colors.
Seattle Seahawks 10-7
Best of luck with the Raiders Geno Smith. You and Pete Carroll are gonna need it.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10-7
Hey, he's doing the Heisman pose mid play!
Cincinnati Bengals 9-8
Sam Darnold was robbed of Comeback Player of the Year!
Arizona Cardinals 8-9
Enjoy your retirement Patrick Peterson!
Atlanta Falcons 8-9
You too Julio Jones!
Indianapolis Colts 8-9
YOU DESERVE IT clap clap clap clap clap
Miami Dolphins 8-9
Gotta get the cheerleaders in this post.
Dallas Cowboys 7-10
You enjoy your retirement as well Tyron Smith.
San Francisco 49ers 6-11
Good thing he's rich and never have to work again because no one wants him.
Carolina Panthers 5-12
Poor Bryce Young :(
Chicago Bears 5-12
I still feel they should've cut his ass. Also, RIP Mongo
New Orleans Saints 5-12
Kellen Moore will have his work cut out for him in the Bayou.
New York Jets 5-12
Too bad the Vikings don't want him. That would've been neat.
Jacksonville Jaguars 4-13
Liam Coen looked like a dork at his opening press conference. Watch him go 12-5.
Las Vegas Raiders 4-13
Penta must be excited to work for a competent company for a change.
New England Patriots 4-13
Mike Vrabel should get the Patriots back to their winning ways.
Cleveland Browns 3-14
Joe Flacco returns but the dumbasses shouldn't have let him go to begin with.
New York Giants 3-14
Speaking of dumbasses, thanks Giants!
Tennessee Titans 3-14
They're gonna ruin another QB in the draft aren't they?
LAST WEEK: 1-0
PLAYOFFS: 7-7
OVERALL: 173-113
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