The NFL
announced
the events that will be part of the Pro Bowl Games and I'm happy to hear
that both dodgeball and tug-of-war are returning. Not including the flag
football game, there are 8 events with 6 of them being new or have changes
from
previous
Pro Bowl events. They replaced Best Catch (THANK GOD) with a sponsored
obstacle course that involves a jugs machine. Kick-Tac-Toe/Snap Shots got
dumped in favor of Punt Perfect where a punter (and I assume a kicker) from
each conference takes turns punting into buckets. Also due to Charissa
Thompson doing her best confused dog meme plus censorship of Browns TE David
Njoku's pants, Madden is not part of this year's event. They could still air
the
heavily edited
game on YouTube though.
THE GAMES
Denver Broncos 9
Los Angeles Chargers 23
I was so busy simulating the FVB Sports
FBS Playoffs I forgot about doing this preview.
Houston Texans 24
Kansas City Chiefs 26
Rest Patrick Mahomes and risk a 1st round bye or start him and risk
further injury? 🤔🤔🤔
Pittsburgh Steelers 7
Baltimore Ravens 55
GODDAMN! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE STEELERS!!!
New York Giants 29
Atlanta Falcons 21
It would be hilarious that the Falcons benched
Kirk Cousins and started Michael Penix Jr only for them to lose to the sad
sack Giants. In other news, Michael Vick
will coach
at Norfolk State.
Arizona Cardinals 38
Carolina Panthers 20
I've simmed up to the FBS Playoff quarterfinals so far.
Detroit Lions 33
Chicago Bears 3
Pray for Caleb Williams
because soon he won't have a body whose language to
bitch over.
Tennessee Titans 14
Indianapolis Colts 16
Another QB who got
benched
was Titans' Will Levis in favor of Mason Rudolph. I haven't watched a
Titans game this year so I can't say for sure if Brian Callahan is a
shit coach or not.
Los Angeles Rams 13
New York Jets 21
A TEENAGER is running
the Jets? No wonder this franchise has been trash for the longest time.
Philadelphia Eagles 13
Washington Commanders 20
Can't wait for tax money to be used for a
new stadium.
Cleveland Browns 6
Cincinnati Bengals 27
The Browns had their fill of Jaboo's Turnovers so Dorian Thompson-Robinson
will start. Good luck with your attempt to prove you're a viable starter behind
this
shitty ass
offensive line
Minnesota Vikings 27
Seattle Seahawks 13
Fresh off of coaching his old high school Northwestern (Miami, FL) to a 3A
FHSAA championship, former Viking Teddy Bridgewater wants to
hop back on
an NFL team. Good for him!
New England Patriots 17
Buffalo Bills
28
I still can't get over that Bill Belichick is now coaching in
college football.
Jacksonville Jaguars 27
Las Vegas Raiders 37
The Jaguars are familiar with a
dipshit son
running things on his dad's team.
San Francisco 49ers 27
Miami Dolphins 23
Everyone was focused on LB De'Vondre Campbell
walking out
on his team but I want to give a shoutout to Niners Jake Moody and Rams
Joshua Karty for
keeping
the
FOOT in football.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19
Dallas Cowboys 26
Trading
Micah Parsons would be stupid anyway, even for Jerry Jones.
New Orleans Saints 13
Green Bay Packers 21
Now back to simming games.
LAST WEEK: 10-6
OVERALL: 133-91
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