Remember
during the 2020 season I mentioned that after successfully shuffling games
around to different days during the pandemic, they will come up with ways to
put games on Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday? Then
last season
they gave Amazon a Black Friday game because why the fuck not? Now the NFL
got a
3-year deal with Netflix to air Christmas games (I'm sure the NBA is thrilled
with the NFL encroaching on their big day). That means the next games will
be on a Thursday (Amazon won't like that) and a Friday. They will have to
extend the deal to 2029 before getting a Christmas game on a Tuesday, but
they probably will have it on Apple TV+ by then. It just annoys me that
Wednesday starts this week off instead of the usual Thursday.
THE GAMES
Kansas City Chiefs 27
Pittsburgh Steelers 10
I would be pissed about playing on Christmas. It's not like I receive a
cut of that Netflix money.
Baltimore Ravens 7
Houston Texans 24
But if Beyoncé was performing the halftime show, I'm out there
watching
it like Lamar Jackson.
Seattle Seahawks 23
Chicago Bears 16
Amazon must be pissed about getting upstaged by Netflix during Christmas
season.
Los Angeles Chargers 20
New England Patriots 21
If 2 Wednesday games wasn't enough, we also have a Saturday tripleheader
on NFL Network.
Denver Broncos 23
Cincinnati Bengals 37
These seem to be the games that no one cares about shoved to a network no
one cares about.
Arizona Cardinals 38
Los Angeles Rams 20
Involving teams no one cares about.
Indianapolis Colts 16
New York Giants 17
Speaking of teams no one cares about...
New York Jets 10
Buffalo Bills 17
This season can't end soon enough for the Jets
my God.
Tennessee Titans 20
Jacksonville Jaguars 6
If the Hurt Syndicate aren't champions by Summer, then Tony Khan is a
fucking idiot.
Las Vegas Raiders 17
New Orleans Saints 12
The Raiders have sucked this year but TE Brock Bowers
became
the 3rd rookie TE to gain 1,000 yards and 1st to catch 100 passes. Despite
the prediction, he has a good chance to break Mike Ditka's TE record of
1,076 and surpass Puka Nacua's rookie catch record of 105.
Carolina Panthers 14
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 41
The Bucs really screwed the pooch losing
to the Cowboys on SNF. Now they need to win the rest of their games and
hope the Falcons lose since Atlanta has the tiebreaker over them.
Dallas Cowboys 9
Philadelphia Eagles 41
Following a hard-hitting win with getting bitch slapped by your rival is
such a Cowboys move.
Miami Dolphins 26
Cleveland Browns 0
Myles Garrett wants to
retire
as a Brownie but he doesn't want to be part of another rebuild. I don't
see this trash ass franchise getting good anytime soon so expect him to go
to the Chiefs.
Green Bay Packers 34
Minnesota Vikings 13
Despite the amount of trash ass teams in the NFL, this league still has
the most parity out of any sports league in the world because anybody can
beat anybody. Case in point, the Packers
34-0
MNF win over the Saints was the first shutout of the season. All it took was 16 weeks!
Atlanta Falcons
3
Washington Commanders 15
It's Christmas so here's a collage of NFL cheerleaders, fans, mascots,
players and other people.
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| Not my best collage I admit. |
Detroit Lions 23
San Fransico 49ers 28
I should just use AI to write up a story about each
FBS Playoff
game and call it a day.
LAST WEEK: 12-4
OVERALL: 145-95
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