I don't have cable so the only games I see weekly are on FOX and NBC. I
rarely watch CBS since I have to move my antenna to get the signal. So being
able to watch MNF on my phone with the Yahoo Sports App is AWESOME! I don't
care for the announcers but I mainly use the game as background noise as I'm
doing something else so I usually tune them out until someone scores or
force a turnover. I hated that NFL Network had exclusive rights to the early
season TNF games since it forced me to turn off my WIFI and use my cell
data, which is BULLSHIT! I blew through my data plan in the third quarter
and had my service throttled, which again, is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! Next year
when TNF
goes to Amazon, maybe I will make an account if they have all the games so I won't have
to deal with NFLN's B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T!
THE GAMES
Denver Broncos 14
Cleveland Browns 36
I didn't realize the Browns was this banged up until I watched Pat McAfee
talk about it
That's damn near their entire
starting lineup out on offense! Seeing the injured tackles, Von Miller decided to
talk some shit guaranteeing he's "gonna kill" whoever he's up against and record a
couple sacks. Now you know me, trash talk is fine and dandy but I love it
when shit talkers get embarrassed. So let's see can
Case Keenum
put up
Vikings era
numbers in relief.
Carolina Panthers 35
New York Giants 20
What a letdown the Panthers been since that 3-0 high. Seeing how badly Sam
Darnold's been during their 3 game losing streak, coach Matt Rhule says
they will
run the ball
more to take pressure off of him. That's easier said than done considering
the tendency of teams to air it out in today's NFL but they got to
establish the run so passing lanes can open up downfield.
New York Jets
14
New England Patriots 37
It doesn't seem to matter who's coaching or playing for this team, the
Jets will suck ass for the foreseeable future. And it's a shame because
they have a
top ten defense
but their offense is hot garbage. But how can the QB succeed if he's
running for his life? Zach Wilson is
tied for 2nd
in times sacked with 18 along with Baker Mayfield (injured), Justin Fields (9 sacks in a game) and Sam Darnold (former Jet). The Patriots have been bad post Brady but AT LEAST they have hope Mac
Jones can return them to glory. The Jets don't even have that, just ruined
QBs.
Kansas City Chiefs 33
Tennessee Titans 17
So people, once again, got mad at Patrick Mahomes' brother Jackson. This
time, he danced on the Sean Taylor memorial logo WFT had on the sideline.
I called him a asshole before for
dumping water
on a fan below him and here he is doing his stupid TikTok dance on a logo
of a player many football fans liked. Yes, the Football Team officials
shouldn't have placed the logos along the sidelines or had the Chiefs VIP
stand on the logo
in the first place during pregame warmup. That doesn't make him any less
of a asshole. Patrick
agreed
with Torrey Smith that this was no big deal but I bet his teammates aren't
too thrilled with his brother's antics.
Washington Presidents 19
Green Bay Packers 10
Speaking of WFT, WTF is with this team? They can't do anything right and
I'm not talking about the players and coaches. Check out Chad Ryan's tweet
from the Sean Taylor tribute.
The road was re-dedicated in front of porta-potties.
— Chad Ryan (@ChadwikoTWW) October 18, 2021
The sideline number tribute was in the area where VIPs stand.
The half-time ceremony involved no speeches or recognition.
The owner wore a hoodie to the pre-game meeting with family. pic.twitter.com/HeroBghuK8
I don't know how the hell the simulation picked this kicker
scapegoating
team to win. Like, what competent coach dumps his
career 84% kicker
for someone who's best known for having a
unfortunate name
and being part of Matt Nagy's training camp war on kickers
in 2019?
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| He doesn't even have a picture on his player profile! What kind of Madden bullshit is this? |
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| This is what he looked like on the Bears and here's his YouTube and a profile on him. |
Atlanta Falcons 31
Miami Dolphins 27
It's weird to look at how both of these teams
suck ass
in the ratings except for the Falcons' #3 defense. Under normal
circumstances, a defense this good can carry a team to the playoffs. But
when they get no help from the offense, their efforts are wasted. Get it
together Falcons!
Cincinnati Bungles 20
Baltimore Ravens 21
Here's a
fun fact, Joe Burrow is 0-3 vs Heisman winners. There's not much else for me to
talk about here other than the Ravens signing
running backs
like I sign free agents in Madden franchise mode. I have so much cap room
in my 12th season on Madden 13, I sign the oldest players for the hell of
it every year only for them to retire, resign or go back to free agency
the following year. It's satisfying seeing no one sign them after
declining my contract offer. :D
Detroit Lions 27
LA Rams 34
Matthew Stafford for Jared Goff was such a blockbuster trade that's
looking very one sided now. Stafford has a new lease on life now that he's
not being weighed down by that blue and silver anchor while Goff goes from
unappreciated to depressed. Both
Goff
and
Stafford are treating it like another game but Goff has got to get some wins
(not here) or the
crying knee biter
is gonna replace him with someone else to save his own ass. I got a
suggestion,
RUN THE BALL!
Philadelphia Eagles 17
Las Vegas Raiders 14
The Raiders got their
first win
in the post Gruden era.
Rich Bisaccia
along with
everyone else
did a good job in game planning and shutting down the Broncos. They're a
ok team with rushing being their weak point. They got the talent to get in
the playoffs but do they have the coaching?
Houston Texans 5
Arizona Cardinals 42
This week in Deshaun Watson news, it looks like he will be
traded for
Dolphins' Tua Tagovailoa. I guess Miami was waiting for Tua to get
healthy because it was clear from the start of the season they didn't want
him. And since Watson's cases won't be dealt with until
after the trade deadline, you rather as well offload him to someone else so he will be their
headache. Hell, the Texans should've did it at the start of the season but
they wanted too much so here they are with a
1-5 record about to be blown out by the undefeated Cardinals. But hey, at
least the simulation believes they will sack Kyler Murray for a safety and
kick a field goal!
Aaron Rodgers Bears 13
Tompa Bay Buccaneers 31
Rodgers said he
doesn't regret
yelling he owns the Bears after scoring a TD and nor should he. He's 22-5
against them and since the Bears fans were
flipping him off, it's only fair he responded by reminding them of how much he kicked
their asses. Now they have to face Tom Brady who's
5-1 against them. If their passing
wasn't so awful, they could put up a fight but nah.
Indianapolis Colts 28
San Francisco 49ers 35
It's the
battle of offenses that haven't performed as expected. The Colts are middle of the
road while the 49ers are straight up bad. This game is not SNF worthy so I
end this by wishing best of luck to Julian Blackmon who's
gone for the season
with a torn Achilles. Also Isaiah Rodgers, you're a sucker to think men
would stay away from your IG girlfriend just because you say so.
New Orleans Saints 28
Seattle Seahawks 7
I wonder could the Saints be more of a threat if Jameis Winston
passed the ball more. He only has 892 yards to go with 12 TDs and just 3 INTs. He's been
sacked 9 times for 57 yards so that's not too concerning. Maybe Alvin
Kamara with his 368
rushing yards
and a TD along with Taysom Hill's 77 yards and 3 TDs is eating up the
possessions. I'm not saying we need to see Jameis YOLO his passes again
like he did with the Bucs but maybe he can chip in more to the offense
while continuing to pick his spots and keep the turnovers down. I'm just
saying.
Also, DK Metcalf is a
goddamn idiot
for not only playing hero ball as Shannon Sharpe stated but getting into a
Twitter fight
with the HOF TE thinking he was some rando former player. Eventually the
Seahawks PR team told him who Shannon was and he apologized. That didn't
stop the media from asking Pete Carroll for his
thoughts on the Twitter spat.
LAST WEEK 9-5
OVERALL 53-41
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