Thursday, October 21, 2021

Yahoo Sports App Is A Godsend. NFL Week 7 Preview

NFL live on Yahoo Sports app.

I don't have cable so the only games I see weekly are on FOX and NBC. I rarely watch CBS since I have to move my antenna to get the signal. So being able to watch MNF on my phone with the Yahoo Sports App is AWESOME! I don't care for the announcers but I mainly use the game as background noise as I'm doing something else so I usually tune them out until someone scores or force a turnover. I hated that NFL Network had exclusive rights to the early season TNF games since it forced me to turn off my WIFI and use my cell data, which is BULLSHIT! I blew through my data plan in the third quarter and had my service throttled, which again, is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! Next year when TNF goes to Amazon, maybe I will make an account if they have all the games so I won't have to deal with NFLN's B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T!

THE GAMES


2021 NFL season week 7 Denver Broncos vs Cleveland Broncos

Denver Broncos       14
Cleveland Browns    36

I didn't realize the Browns was this banged up until I watched Pat McAfee talk about it


That's damn near their entire starting lineup out on offense! Seeing the injured tackles, Von Miller decided to talk some shit guaranteeing he's "gonna kill" whoever he's up against and record a couple sacks. Now you know me, trash talk is fine and dandy but I love it when shit talkers get embarrassed. So let's see can Case Keenum put up Vikings era numbers in relief.


2021 NFL season week 7 Carolina Panthers vs New York Giants
Carolina Panthers   35
New York Giants     20

What a letdown the Panthers been since that 3-0 high. Seeing how badly Sam Darnold's been during their 3 game losing streak, coach Matt Rhule says they will run the ball more to take pressure off of him. That's easier said than done considering the tendency of teams to air it out in today's NFL but they got to establish the run so passing lanes can open up downfield.


2021 NFL season week 7 New York Jets vs New England Patriots
New York Jets                 14
New England Patriots    37

It doesn't seem to matter who's coaching or playing for this team, the Jets will suck ass for the foreseeable future. And it's a shame because they have a top ten defense but their offense is hot garbage. But how can the QB succeed if he's running for his life? Zach Wilson is tied for 2nd in times sacked with 18 along with Baker Mayfield (injured), Justin Fields (9 sacks in a game) and Sam Darnold (former Jet). The Patriots have been bad post Brady but AT LEAST they have hope Mac Jones can return them to glory. The Jets don't even have that, just ruined QBs.


2021 NFL season week 7 Kansas City Chiefs vs Tennessee Titans
Kansas City Chiefs   33
Tennessee Titans      17

So people, once again, got mad at Patrick Mahomes' brother Jackson. This time, he danced on the Sean Taylor memorial logo WFT had on the sideline. I called him a asshole before for dumping water on a fan below him and here he is doing his stupid TikTok dance on a logo of a player many football fans liked. Yes, the Football Team officials shouldn't have placed the logos along the sidelines or had the Chiefs VIP stand on the logo in the first place during pregame warmup. That doesn't make him any less of a asshole. Patrick agreed with Torrey Smith that this was no big deal but I bet his teammates aren't too thrilled with his brother's antics.


2021 NFL season week 7 Washington Football team vs Green Bay Packers
Washington Presidents   19
Green Bay Packers          10

Speaking of WFT, WTF is with this team? They can't do anything right and I'm not talking about the players and coaches. Check out Chad Ryan's tweet from the Sean Taylor tribute.


I don't know how the hell the simulation picked this kicker scapegoating team to win. Like, what competent coach dumps his career 84% kicker for someone who's best known for having a unfortunate name and being part of Matt Nagy's training camp war on kickers in 2019?

Chris Blewitt NFL player profile
He doesn't even have a picture on his player profile! What kind of Madden bullshit is this?

Chris Blewitt on the Chicago Bears
This is what he looked like on the Bears and here's his YouTube and a profile on him.

2021 NFL season week 7 Atlanta Falcons vs Miami Dolphins
Atlanta Falcons   31
Miami Dolphins   27

It's weird to look at how both of these teams suck ass in the ratings except for the Falcons' #3 defense. Under normal circumstances, a defense this good can carry a team to the playoffs. But when they get no help from the offense, their efforts are wasted. Get it together Falcons!


2021 NFL season week 7 Cincinnati Bengals vs Baltimore Ravens
Cincinnati Bungles   20
Baltimore Ravens     21

Here's a fun fact, Joe Burrow is 0-3 vs Heisman winners. There's not much else for me to talk about here other than the Ravens signing running backs like I sign free agents in Madden franchise mode. I have so much cap room in my 12th season on Madden 13, I sign the oldest players for the hell of it every year only for them to retire, resign or go back to free agency the following year. It's satisfying seeing no one sign them after declining my contract offer. :D


2021 NFL season week 7 Detroit Lions vs Los Angeles Rams
Detroit Lions   27
LA Rams         34

Matthew Stafford for Jared Goff was such a blockbuster trade that's looking very one sided now. Stafford has a new lease on life now that he's not being weighed down by that blue and silver anchor while Goff goes from unappreciated to depressed. Both Goff and Stafford are treating it like another game but Goff has got to get some wins (not here) or the crying knee biter is gonna replace him with someone else to save his own ass. I got a suggestion, RUN THE BALL!


2021 NFL season week 7 Philadelphia Eagles vs Las Vegas Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles   17
Las Vegas Raiders     14

The Raiders got their first win in the post Gruden era. Rich Bisaccia along with everyone else did a good job in game planning and shutting down the Broncos. They're a ok team with rushing being their weak point. They got the talent to get in the playoffs but do they have the coaching?


2021 NFL season week 7 Houston Texans vs Arizona Cardinals
Houston Texans        5
Arizona Cardinals    42

This week in Deshaun Watson news, it looks like he will be traded for Dolphins' Tua Tagovailoa. I guess Miami was waiting for Tua to get healthy because it was clear from the start of the season they didn't want him. And since Watson's cases won't be dealt with until after the trade deadline, you rather as well offload him to someone else so he will be their headache. Hell, the Texans should've did it at the start of the season but they wanted too much so here they are with a 1-5 record about to be blown out by the undefeated Cardinals. But hey, at least the simulation believes they will sack Kyler Murray for a safety and kick a field goal!

Houston Texans vs Arizona Cardinals prediction.
I feel recording a safety while getting blown out is worse than a shutout but that's just me. 

2021 NFL season week 7 Chicago Bears vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Aaron Rodgers Bears        13
Tompa Bay Buccaneers    31

Rodgers said he doesn't regret yelling he owns the Bears after scoring a TD and nor should he. He's 22-5 against them and since the Bears fans were flipping him off, it's only fair he responded by reminding them of how much he kicked their asses. Now they have to face Tom Brady who's 5-1 against them. If their passing wasn't so awful, they could put up a fight but nah.


2021 NFL season week 7 Indianapolis Colts vs San Francisco 49ers
Indianapolis Colts          28
San Francisco 49ers      35

It's the battle of offenses that haven't performed as expected. The Colts are middle of the road while the 49ers are straight up bad. This game is not SNF worthy so I end this by wishing best of luck to Julian Blackmon who's gone for the season with a torn Achilles. Also Isaiah Rodgers, you're a sucker to think men would stay away from your IG girlfriend just because you say so.


2021 NFL season week 7 New Orleans Saints vs Seattle Seahawks
New Orleans Saints     28
Seattle Seahawks         7

I wonder could the Saints be more of a threat if Jameis Winston passed the ball more. He only has 892 yards to go with 12 TDs and just 3 INTs. He's been sacked 9 times for 57 yards so that's not too concerning. Maybe Alvin Kamara with his 368 rushing yards and a TD along with Taysom Hill's 77 yards and 3 TDs is eating up the possessions. I'm not saying we need to see Jameis YOLO his passes again like he did with the Bucs but maybe he can chip in more to the offense while continuing to pick his spots and keep the turnovers down. I'm just saying.

Also, DK Metcalf is a goddamn idiot for not only playing hero ball as Shannon Sharpe stated but getting into a Twitter fight with the HOF TE thinking he was some rando former player. Eventually the Seahawks PR team told him who Shannon was and he apologized. That didn't stop the media from asking Pete Carroll for his thoughts on the Twitter spat.


LAST WEEK     9-5
OVERALL       53-41

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