Thursday, December 21, 2023

You're Welcome Chargers Fans. NFL Week 16 Preview

Final score of Los Angeles Chargers vs Las Vegas Raiders

The Raiders did fans of their division rival a favor and beat the brakes off the Chargers forcing the team to finally fire their coach Brandon Staley AND their GM Tom Telesco. Fans have been wanting him gone since they choked that Wildcard game away against the Jaguars last season. Especially since they feel he's holding Justin Herbert back from his true potential. So now it's up to interims Giff Smith and JoJo Wooden to prove that they deserve the head coaching and GM jobs. The players seem to love Giff so we will see how they will close out the season.


THE GAMES


2023 NFL season week 16 New Orleans Saints vs Los Angeles Rams
New Orleans Saints  23
Los Angeles Rams   10

Believe it or not, this will be the first Amazon game I will watch this season since I've been busy doing other things that took up my time. More on that later (You know what it is already).


2023 NFL season week 16 Cincinnati Bengals vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati Bengals   24
Pittsburgh Steelers   16

NBC traded in SNF on Christmas Eve for 2 Saturday games or should I say a late game on NBC and the primetime game on ugh, Peacock. I'm gonna have a good rant in store for the upcoming playoff game being exclusive to that shitty streaming site. I just need to hold it in a little longer.


2023 NFL season week 16 Buffalo Bills vs Los Angeles Chargers
Buffalo Bills                   41
Los Angeles Chargers  27

The Bolts also made changes at QB as they signed Will Grier from the Pats practice squad and waived Max Duggan. Easton Stick is still starting so far but Will is a upgrade over Max for sure.


2023 NFL season week 16 Indianapolis Colts vs Atlanta Falcons
Indianapolis Colts    7
Atlanta Falcons      27

I don't know about you but a coach flip flopping his QBs is a sign he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and shouldn't be coaching there for much longer. I haven't watched a Falcons game this season and this Taylor Heinicke vs Desmond Ridder comparison isn't much to go on so I can't say for sure if Desmond is a bum or not. But this indecisiveness over his playing status is just fucking up his development. Either sit him so he can learn from the bench or play him so he can get on the job training. Swapping him in and out does nothing to help his career.


2023 NFL season week 16 Green Bay Packers vs Carolina Panthers
Green Bay Packers   10
Carolina Panthers     20

I was busy trying to save the Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena harem scenes that I unlocked before the game shutdown Tuesday. But I had over 500 cards and each scene takes like 20 fucking minutes just to see 12 different versions of the same picture. I didn't get to watch all of them so now they're lost to history meaning I just wasted my goddamn time trying to save them. Depending on if Taimanin RPGX Extasy is still laggy, I'm starting Anime Month with a long rant.


2023 NFL season week 16 Cleveland Browns vs Houston Texans
Cleveland Browns   29
Houston Texans      26

I did not think Joe Flacco of all people would be the one to lead the Browns to the playoffs.


2023 NFL season week 16 Detroit Lions vs Minnesota Vikings
Detroit Lions             31
Minnesota Vikings   38

Why would you ask Dan Campbell about the Lions jacking up ticket prices? He has nothing to do with the owners being greedy bastards as soon as they FINALLY have success after being a poverty franchise for a long ass time. Unfortunately, that's what happens when a bad team gits good. They price out the diehards as celebrities show up pretending to be lifelong fans of the team. Then once the team sucks again, the influencers leave and the team begs fans to show up to watch their crap team without lowering ticket prices or they will move to another city. That's the cycle of pro sports with indoor football being the exception since they can't afford to piss off fans by hiking up ticket prices after successes due to how few people are aware they exist.


2023 NFL season week 16 Washington Commanders vs New York Jets
Washington Commanders   14
New York Jets                       15

Even though Aaron Rodgers won't play this season, it's still remarkable that he progressed so fast from his torn Achillies, it's even a possibility that he could return. Once again, his alternative way of going about his health ended up being the right decision that inspires other to do the same. If only the Jets wasn't hot garbage without him, he could've came back in the playoffs!


2023 NFL season week 16 Seattle Seahawks vs Tennessee Titans
Seattle Seahawks  17
Tennessee Titans   23

The NFL announced the schedule for the Pro Bowl Games and all the events returned except for that stupid ass water balloon toss. It got replaced with tug-of-war. I hate that crappy best catch event returned too. The only notable thing about it was Stefon Diggs smelling cheerleaders asses and Pete Davidson's 69 joke. Hopefully they have the flag football rules down this time.


2023 NFL season week 16 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Jacksonville Jaguars        6
Tampa Bay Buccaneers  23

I haven't really paid any attention to the Bucs since the Tompa Bay Era ended last season but people are saying LB Devin White quit on his team last week when he didn't play despite being medically cleared. Personally, I feel that's less egregious than Steelers WR George Pickens not blocking on plays. I get you don't want to get hurt but the lack of effort was awful.


2023 NFL season week 16 Arizona Cardinals vs Chicago Bears
Utah Buckeyes   24
Chicago Bears     6

I haven't really paid any attention to ether of these teams period.


2023 NFL season week 16 Dallas Cowboys vs Miami Dolphins
Dallas Cowboys  10
Miami Dolphins   33

Tyreek Hill may be fast on the field but his pull-out game sure as hell not.


2023 NFL season week 16 New England Patriots vs Denver Broncos
New England Patriots   16
Denver Broncos            19

I thought about using the Vince McMahon YOU'RE FIRED! header image but I decided to hold off to the last week of the regular season like usual. I might be using it for Bill Belichick next.


2023 NFL season week 16 Las Vegas Raiders vs Kansas City Chiefs
Las Vegas Raiders       3
Kansas City Swifties  12

I forgot to do the Swifties gimmick last week. Also, Travis Kelce has no help whatsoever.


2023 NFL season week 16 New York Giants vs Philadelphia Eagles
New York Giants        0
Philadelphia Eagles  6

I can't think of a better gift to football fans than this barnburner. Merry Christmas everyone!


2023 NFL season week 16 Baltimore Ravens vs San Francisco 49ers
Baltimore Ravens      42
San Francisco 49ers   9

Lamar Jackson showed what would happen if he was QB of the Black Team in the Race Bowl. The White Team would have to rely on their TEs and dominate the time of possession to stand a chance against the Black Team. If Madden still had create a team, you could play it there.


LAST WEEK:    5-11
OVERALL:     118-105

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