Thursday, October 26, 2023

Bring In The Robot Refs! NFL Week 8 Preview

Collage of AI NFL referees.

When referees fuck up in a given week, they fuck up in bunches. Whether it's the Colts being called for passing interference on a ball that bounced into the stands (The NFL later admitted to Jim Irsay that the refs fucked up). The refs giving the Steelers the first down despite Kenny Pickett clearly being short. A ridiculous kick catch interference penalty against FIU.  Iowa getting screwed out of a punt return TD over a bullshit invalid fair catch ruling that led to an epic Iowa fan rant. And many more bad calls in other games that's not uploaded to YouTube.

People keep saying if referees were full-time, then you wouldn't have these problems because they will spend their off time getting better instead of working as a teacher. They're ignoring it would require giving these refs a huge raise to convince them to give up their day jobs to make this NFL referee side gig a full-time career. I highly doubt they would do that considering a lot of these guys and gals have good paying jobs. I see lawyers, bankers, real estate developers, financial advisors and other careers that probably dwarfs whatever the NFL pays them. And you know damn well fans would get mad if refs were getting paid million-dollar contracts. So, I say bring in the robot refs (or an eye in the sky) to make calls over the PA system.


THE GAMES



2023 NFL season week 8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Bufalo Bills
Tampa Bay Buccaneers  13
Buffalo Bills                      24

I wonder is the reason why the Bills aren't as dominant this year is because the defense sucks?


2023 NFL season week 8 Houston Texans vs Carolina Panthers
Houston Texans     13
Carolina Panthers  10

You would think with a top 10 defense, the Panthers would AT LEAST have 1 win. Guess not. 


2023 NFL season week 8 Los Angeles Rams vs Dallas Cowboys
Los Angeles Rams   3
Dallas Cowboys      20

Remember when people were gushing over Brett Maher's kicking percentage last season then it all went to shit in an instant? The Cowboys later dumped him and after a pit stop in Denver, he landed on the Rams roster. After missing 2 field goals and a PAT in a close loss to the Steelers, they kicked him to the curb as well. They then signed Lucas Havrisik off the Browns practice squad even though he was only 64.2% during college for the Arizona Wildcats. I know he's not a long term solution but former Packer Mason Crosby could've been a better choice. I would've also said another former Cowboys kicker Dan Bailey but he's apparently a pilot now.


2023 NFL season week 8 Minnesota Vikings vs Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings   17
Green Bay Packers  10

It's funny how a win over a top team changes people's perception of you. Before, people were saying that the Vikings should tank. Now they're saying they can make a run for the playoffs.


2023 NFL season week 8 New Orleans Saints vs Indianapolis Colts
New Orleans Saints  21
Indianapolis Colts     27

Yes, that passing interference call at the end was bullshit since the ball was nowhere near the receiver, BUT Gardner Minshew DID turn the ball over 4 times. I have a hard time saying the Colts got screwed by the refs when they kept giving the Browns free possessions.


2023 NFL season week 8 New England Patriots vs Miami Dolphins
New England Patriots    3
Miami Dolphins             35

Generally, the Dolphins beating the Patriots is considered an upset. That's no longer the case.


2023 NFL season week 8 New York Jets vs New York Giants
New Jersey (A)  35
New Jersey (H)  17

It's the Battle of New Jersey as New Jersey takes on New Jersey in New Jersey. New Jersey is trash at passing the ball even though their backup QB did look decent recently. But to be on the safe side, they should lean on their decent running game and let their defense handle the rest.


2023 NFL season week 8 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Jacksonville Jaguars   34
Pittsburgh Steelers      16

Ric Flair showed up on AEW Dynamite as Sting kicks off his retirement tour. Then Christian and his kids showed up and challenged Sting and a mystery partner to a tag match. So far this is a much better send off for an icon like him than in the WWE. Hopefully he doesn't get injured. 


2023 NFL season week 8 Atlanta Falcons vs Tennessee Titans
Atlanta Falcons      31
Tennessee Titans   17

J.J. Watt isn't too fond of the Tennesse Titans wearing their Houston Oilers throwbacks. He loves the uniform but he hates that he didn't get to wear them when he was with the Texans. I mean, if the Texans weren't such a garbage franchise, people would fondly remember their threads too. For God's sake, their winningest coach Gary Kubiak has a LOSING RECORD! So yeah Titans, keep bringing back those baby blues and rub the Texans face in it for the LOLs.


2023 NFL season week 8 Philadelphia Eagles vs Washington Commanders
Philadelphia Eagles              3
Washington Commanders  19

Sam Howell has been sacked 40 times and we're not even at the halfway point yet. Poor guy.


2023 NFL season week 8 Cleveland Browns vs Seattle Seahawks
Cleveland Browns  13
Seattle Seahawks   15

After ruining the Colts' day, Browns DE Myles Garrett joined the latest trend of NFL players buying ownership stakes into teams across various leagues. Tom Brady brought into the WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces. J.J. Watt and his soccer star wife invested into Burnley. Marshawn Lynch is part of the Seattle Kraken ownership group. So, Myles brought a minority stake into the Cleveland Cavileers since he had previous interactions with the team due to his basketball background. I guess the players who do this want to say that they're owners without having the responsibilities of one. If they really wanted to be an owner of a team, it's pretty easy to be an indoor football team owner. Or they can keep buying shares of rando European soccer teams.


2023 NFL season week 8 Baltimore Ravens vs Arizona Cardinals
Baltimore Ravens   28
Utah Buckeyes        21

I got nothing here. Ravens win.


2023 NFL season week 8 Kansas City Chiefs vs Denver Broncos
Kansas City Swifties  26
Denver Broncos         17

I honestly feel the Chiefs should win by more than 9 against the worse defense in the league.


2023 NFL season week 8 Cincinnati Bengals vs San Francisco 49ers
Cincinnati Bengals       3
San Francisco 49ers   27

It should be expected that teams will eventually figure out Brock Purdy once they get enough game tape on him to determine his strengths, weaknesses and tendencies. Now it's up to him to adjust his game so they won't be able to jump routes and predict snap counts as easily.


2023 NFL season week 8 Chicago Bears vs Los Angeles Chargers
Chicago Bears               26
Los Angeles Chargers  35

Why is this TNF game on Sunday night? Who the hell thought the Bears would be good?


2023 NFL season week 8 Las Vegas Raiders vs Detroit Lions
Las Vegas Raiders  24
Detroit Lions            16

Uh oh, are the Brand-New Lions really the Same Old Lions? Another loss sure won't help things.


LAST WEEK:   6-7
OVERALL:      56-50

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