Thursday, May 18, 2023

Any Given Weekend. USFL Week 6 Preview

DoodleJammer went 0-4 last week

There's a lot more parity in the USFL than there were last season. In 2022, the Maulers and Panthers were trash. This season, they're okay. Before, the Stallions were a juggernaut only losing 1 game on their way to a USFL championship. This season, they just lost a 2nd time. FOX may be happy every team is more competitive against each other but it really screws me over as I can't just lazily pick a team to win anymore. I won't be able to get away with not watching games like in the XFL. And speaking of the XFL, congrats to De'Veon Smith for winning the championship. BTW, the end of season review is on hold for my NSFW top ten list.


THE GAMES


2023 USFL season week 3 Pittsburgh Maulers vs Memphis Showboats

Pittsburgh Maulers      24
Memphis Showboats   28

These aren't the same ol' Maulers from last year. This team actually has promise. Or maybe it's because they played a team that threw 2 INTs in the endzone. Either way, they showed me up.


2023 USFL season week 6 Birmingham Stallions vs Michigan Panthers

Birmingham Stallions  21
Michigan Panthers       17

On the other hand, these seem to be the same ol' Panthers. They started off hot getting me to think they changed their ways only for them to lose 3 straight. Make that 4 straight after this.

2023 USFL season week 3 New Orleans Breakers vs Philadelphia Stars

New Orleans Breakers   25
Philadelphia Stars          15

I should've known the Breakers wasn't gonna be as dominant as the Stallions was last year. They still lead the league in passing, rushing and kicking so I'm not giving up on them for now.


2023 USFL season week 3 New Jersey Generals vs Houston Gamblers

New Jersey Generals   16
Houston Gamblers       20

Luis Aguilar singlefootedly beat the Generals 24-21. I don't need to type anymore about them.


LAST WEEK: 0-4
OVERALL:    10-10

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