I can't seem to get out of my own way. I wanted to talk about Halloween but
other shit got in the way and here I am typing out this random foreword during the TNF opening. Since I got nothing, here's a gif of Iowa State
cheerleaders swaying in unison in dinosaur costumes for
Halloween.
THE GAMES
Baltimore Ravens 34
Tompa Bay Buccaneers 20
The way they played
against
Carolina and up to this formerly midway point of the season, the Bucs are
so goddamn lucky this whole division
is trash.
With a net point of 0, they "lead" the NFC South even though they're tied
with the Falcons at 3-4. It's too early to say no one will
reach .500 but can you confidently say any of these teams will win 9 games?
These Buccos are
allergic
to running the ball and would rather have their 45 year old QB throw
49 times
than hand it off for half that. This has been a issue since he got here
but now it's catching up with them.
Denver Broncos 10
London Jaguars 20
The latest cornball thing Russell Wilson did was do leg lifts in the
aisleway
on their flight to London to play the Jags. I'm starting to think he gets
off on people mocking him all the time.
Carolina Panthers 20
Atlanta Falcons 10
Firing
Matt Rhule may be the shot in the arm the Panthers needed. This division
is up for grabs and even after
trading away
their best player, they still ran the ball down Tampa's throat with D'Onta
Foreman running 1 less time for 72 more yards than their division rival. A
win here makes it a threeway tie for first and puts them in a interesting
situation on whether to tank or not.
Chicago Bears 9
Dallas Cowboys 24
The Bears made Bill Belichick question who should be his starting QB going
forward. Then they
traded Robert Quinn to the Eagles in the middle of Roquan Smith's press
conference. That don't sound like the actions of a team that thinks it can
nab a wildcard spot. Or maybe they're doing him a solid of trading him to
a team that's a legitimate Super Bowl contender.
Miami Dolphins 34
Detroit Lions 20
Lions owner Sheila Ford Hamp still believes in head coach Dan
Campbell and GM Brad Holmes despite them being 4-18 so far. It's qwhite
interesting how they have such a long leash while Jim Caldwell was ran out
of town with a
winning record. Something that wasn't done by a permanent head coach since HOFer Joe
Schmidt went 43-35-7 from 1967-72. The Lions have sucked extra hard since
Jim and they will continue to suck with this family owning the team.
Arizona Cardinals 19
Minnesota Vikings 27
The Cards showed they can score points but their defense is the
weak link. Don't be fooled by them feasting on Andy Dalton's turnovers, he's good
for handing out a bunch every year.
Las Vegas Raiders 30
New Orleans Saints 35
Which is why it annoyed me that they hyped Dalton over Jameis Winston on
TNF. Since 3 of those 7 TDs were to the Cardinals. There's a reason why he's been a backup
since Cincy.
New England Patriots 42
New York Jets 23
When you have 2 QBs, you have no QBs. I never thought I would say that
about the Patriots but that's the situation they're in now. Belichick said
he planed to swap in his QBs from the start which is why he subbed Bailey
Zappe in for Mac Jones. But when the game got out of hand, he left Zappe
in to eat the
blowout loss to the Bears. Of course, this was a
surprise
to some of his players. Mac will
start again but there's no word on if they will do the Mike Riley
offense
again.
Pittsburgh Steelers 12
Philadelphia Eagles 41
Mike Tomlin is in danger of having his first losing season with the
Steelers and these rankings
don't give me hope they will turn it around. Especially with Kenny
Pickett's
7 INTs in 4 games.
Tennessee Titans 28
Houston Texans 3
The Titans revealed designs of their
new stadium. It has a translucent roof like SoFi Stadium and looks like a box. Of
course, since politicians are crooked bastards who only care about filling
their pockets while fucking over citizens, $1.2 billion in public money
would be used to build the 60,000 seat stadium. I'm against using public
money to build ANY stadium, especially for
billionaires. And the notion that cities benefit from paying for these stadiums
is
BULLSHIT!
The OWNERS are the main benefactor of these new stadiums because they rake
in the tickets, parking, concessions, jersey and other income generated by
games, concerts and other events. And it's even more ridiculous that
cities bend over for these owners when the relocation boogiemen of LA and
LV are taken. Where else they gonna move their team to?
Austin? Jerry Jones would block that.
St. Louis? San Diego? Oakland? Those fanbases are still pissed at the NFL.
Birmingham? LOL NO.
London? Only if 3 other teams join them to make a European division.
In summary, I hope these owners do push out ole Danny Snyder so he can go
scorched Earth and bring them down with him. Cause these politicians don't
have the balls to say no to them.
Washington Fleet 17
Indianapolis Colts 23
Speaking of Washington, this should be a interesting meeting of the owners
after Jim Irsay's comments. Almost as interesting as the young backups of
Skins Taylor Heinicke and Colts Sam Ehlinger
taking over at QB for the injured veterans of Carson Wentz and Matt Ryan.
San Francisco 49ers 20
Los Angeles Rams 13
Wow, the Rams
offense
fucking sucks! Almost as much as my
time management!
New York Giants 21
Seattle Seahawks 41
As weak as the rest of the NFC West has looked, the Seahawks has a chance
of running away with the division. It's still rather shocking that they
are in a far better spot than the
Broncos.
Green Bay Packers 20
Buffalo Bills 34
If all the elder statesmen lose this week, maybe I will write about them
being cooked next week.
Cincinnati Bengals 24
Cleveland Browns 17
Joe Burrow is tied with Matt Ryan behind Justin Fields
in times sacks
(27) with 24. 🙏🙏🙏
LAST WEEK 8-6
OVERALL 57-50-1
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