Thursday, November 11, 2021

This Blog Is Presented By No One. NFL Week 10 Preview

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I had this error pop up on my screen a couple of times when I was clicking through the games. For some reason it got me to thinking about how I wanted to put fake ads on my blog. You wouldn't be able to click on it but it would be there like Banner's Banners, Coleman Soul Food, Miho Bar & Grill, etc. Then I thought that would be stupid because I don't have a actual website to display those fake ads. And besides, I should be using my energy to draw sponsors for mobile games, hair growth, computer science and other stuff that people may or may not use.

THE GAMES

2021 NFL season week 10 Baltimore Ravens vs Miami Dolphins

Baltimore Ravens  30
Miami Dolphins      41

The simulation has some upsets on tap this week starting with this TNF matchup. I don't see anything redeeming about this Dolphins squad or any week spots on the Ravens to exploit. But that's what's great about football. A clearly overmatched team can steal a win against a title contender leaving everyone asking "How these scrubs beat the best team in the league?". 


2021 NFL season week 10 Buffalo Bills vs New York Jets

Buffalo Bills       35
New York Jets    20

Case in point, these teams were on opposite ends of upsets this season. The Bills lost to the Jaguars Sunday while the Jets only wins this season came against the Titans AND Bengals. I'm not expecting another upset this time but anything's possible in the National Football league!


2021 NFL season week 10 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Washington Football Team

Tompa Bay Buccaneers  27
Washington Wayfarers    26

Tom Brady doesn't like the 17th game and calls out the weak leadership of the NFLPA. It's obvious that a 9 year old girl is better at negotiations than the NFLPA so Brady isn't saying anything groundbreaking here. But why bitch about it if you can change the union yourself? 


2021 NFL season week 10 Atlanta Falcons vs Dallas Cowboys

Atlanta Falcons    37
Dallas Cowboys   52

We have quite a few blowouts predicted this week starting with the Cowboys dishing out their frustration of getting embarrassed by the Broncos on the Falcons. Owner Jerry Jones blamed them being "internally overconfident" for why they came out flat for the game. Not surprising. Everyone's riding your dick so much you believe the hype until someone walks up and punches you in the mouth. We will see how Dak and the Boys respond to this wakeup call.


2021 NFL season week 10 New Orleans Saints vs Tennessee Titans

New Orleans Saints   24
Tennessee Titans       37

While the Titans got a nice convincing win against the Rams, the Saints took a L to ATL much to Bomani Jones' enjoyment. Trevor Siemian wasn't bad throwing 25/41 for 249 yards and 2 TDs. It was the fumble and 10 penalties that hurt them here. In order to salvage this season without Jameis Winston, they can't afford to shoot themselves in the foot with turnovers and flags.


2021 NFL season week 10 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Indianapolis Colts

Jacksonville Jaguars   23
Indianapolis Colts        40

Jokes were aplenty in the same name game as the Josh Allens faced off. In the end, Jag Josh Allen balled out getting a interception, sack AND fumble off of Bill Josh Allen. But it's not all good times in Duval because Trevor Lawrence got hit with a low ankle sprain. I don't see this team making the playoffs so I would rest Trevor and let him develop from the bench. 


2021 NFL season week 10 Detroit Lions vs Pittsburgh Steelers
Detroit Lions              30
Pittsburgh Steelers   34

The Bears are off this week so I will take this time to talk about how they got fucked over by the referees vs the Steelers. And I'm not even talking about the multiple times Justin Fields was hit that didn't get called while lesser hits have been called. Of course, the NFL stooges are supporting Tony Corrente flagging Cassius Marsh on that bullshit "posturing" ruling and downplaying him hip checking Marsh as he went behind him. I knew this emphasis on calling taunting penalties would lead to bullshit like this and I was right. Hell, Pat McAfee knew it would be terrible back in August and here we are in November talking about a referee backing his ass up into a linebacker and flagging said LB for just LOOKING at the team that cut him. My God, these are grown ass men! If they're not taking cheap shots on each other, let them talk shit!

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WOOF Big Ben caught corona, Mason Rudolph starts. WOOF


2021 NFL season week 10 Cleveland Browns vs New England Patriots

Cleveland Browns         20
New England Patriots   33

So the Browns did well without Odell Beckham Jr. I'm not saying they're better off without him but it was best to get rid of him before his presence makes things worse in the locker room. As for Mac Jones, he might have a target on his back after putting Panthers Brian Burns in a ankle lock. Apparently there's history between them back in high school when Burns danced over Jones after sacking him. That would explain Jones' amateur jujitsu work in the tackle.


2021 NFL season week 10 Minnesota Vikings vs Los Angeles Chargers
Minnesota Vikings          39
Los Angeles Chargers   28

What the hell is going on with the Vikings? Of course, the headliner is the domestic drama between RB Dalvin Cook and Sergeant Gracelyn Trimble. The wild allegations from both sides include her breaking into his home and holding him and his houseguests hostage at gunpoint. Him cheating on her while she was in the hospital recovering from a miscarriage. Her cheating on her husband with him and getting divorced after stabbing her husband. Him beating her with a broomstick. Her extorting him. Him begging her to take him back in texts. We don't know what's going on in athletes' personal lives until something gets leaked to a gossip site, someone gets sued or one of the parties releases texts, pictures, audio and or video of the altercations. Either way, stay away from toxic people and don't be afraid to leave toxic relationships.

The other news coming out of Minnesota is vaccinated OL Dakota Dozier going to the hospital after contracting coronavirus. The media threw a bitchfit over Aaron Rodgers not being vaccinated and REALLY got all in their feelings when he said he talked to Joe Rogan and took Ivermectin. But just like with Joe, they don't mention that Aaron recovered pretty quickly from the alternative treatment. Hopefully Dakota get the same treatment so he can recover as well. 


2021 NFL season week 10 Carolina Panthers vs Arizona Cardinals
Carolina Panthers    21
Arizona Cardinals    54

The Cardinals are optimistic that Kyler Murray will return from his ankle injury for this game while Sam Darnold is headed to IR due to a cracked shoulder scapula. Good thing they just signed Cam Newton! XFL Champion P.J. Walker is still likely to start this week but count on Cam to start against his former coach Ron Rivera and the Football Team in Week 11. 


2021 NFL season week 10 Philadelphia Eagles vs Denver Broncos

Philadelphia Eagles    0
Denver Broncos         56

I get the Broncos made the Cowboys look like fools but blowing the Eagles out the water with a 56-0 shutout is a bit much isn't it? They're so middle of the road in their rankings but the Eagles defense is bad. I guess that's why the O/U is 44.5. If only I had enough money to gamble away.


2021 NFL season week 10 Seattle Seahawks vs Green Bay Packers

Seattle Seahawks       14
Green Bay Packers    13

Both Aaron (and David Bakhtiari) and Russell Wilson is scheduled to return in time for this game. If flex scheduling was in effect this would absolutely be moved to SNF. I don't expect any rust off of either of them but the Seahawks might be more fired up to get a win here.


2021 NFL season week 10 Kansas City Chiefs vs Las Vegas Raiders

Kansas City Chiefs     0
Las Vegas Raiders    30

What the hell is going on with the Raiders? They went from Jon Gruden leaving due to leaked emails to Henry Ruggs III killing Tina Tintor in a drunken car wreck to Damon Arnette threatening to kill a troll in his DMs. Keep this up and people will call them thugs again like in Oakland.


2021 NFL season week 10 Los Angeles Rams vs San Francisco 49ers

Los Angeles Rams       23
San Francisco 49ers    56

The Rams lost to the Titans on SNF, so the simulation says they will get beat down by the Niners on MNF. Odell won't be happy about getting blown out in his first game as a Ram. Unlike DeSean Jackson who would be thrilled about blowing out the AFC champs as a Raider.


LAST WEEK    7-7
OVERALL      77-59

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