Saturday, July 9, 2022

2022 USFL All No Photo Team

No photo

I feel it's lazy when teams don't have headshots for all of their players on their website. Sure, they tend to be practice squadders, special teamers, rookies or just joined the team from off the street/another team. But I still feel it's incredibly lazy to not have SOMETHING as a profile pic! I expect EA to be lazy and only have silhouettes of players they don't feel like getting a picture of. Hell, the NFL uses 2 different silhouettes on their roster pages! One with a generic detailed headshot and one for those with no picture at all. While you could excuse the NFL due to the league being a revolving door, the USFL has no excuse for this laziness.

There's only 8 teams and all of them are in Birmingham. Even if the player doesn't play a down in the season, you're telling me they couldn't take a quick picture on their phone with him in a team shirt and upload it to the site? If the Olympics can use headshots where it looks like they woke up the thousands of athletes at 3 in the morning and lined them up along the hotel hallway, then the USFL can use selfies for the 89 players who don't have a professional headshot.

This just got stuck in my craw so I did something about it. I put in the most effort into a post since my Madden Greatest Hits list and came up with rosters for these photoless players. I call it the All No Photo Team! 54 from the North and 35 from the South with nearly every position represented. The runner up Philadelphia Stars had the most with 17 while the South division finalist New Orleans Breakers only had 6. I even created a video with player cards that was a pain in the ass because I don't have photoshop or professional video editing software.

At first, I wanted to use the USFL theme as a soundtrack but no one posted it on YouTube. Then I thought about using the NFL on FOX theme for the North and the highlights version for the South but that was too much of a hassle. So instead, I chose the Sam Spence song "Let All The Earth Be As One" since it nearly matched the slideshow duration. You will notice most of the images are from college because those are the main ones that didn't have watermarks. Also the photo editing site had its own image search so that's what I went with. You will also ALSO notice ages are missing for nearly half of these players as well (seriously guys?). I copied and pasted what they had on their roster pages here so whatever fuck ups you see like wrong heights or weights, that aint on me. I didn't feel like verifying if a professional football league that's backed by a billion dollar media corporation had the correct info. End of season review is tomorrow!


USFL ALL NO PHOTO NORTH TEAM

TEAM

PLAYER

POS.

AGE

HEIGHT

WEIGHT

COLLEGE

MICH

Eric Barriere

#18

QB

24

6'1"

210 lbs

Eastern Washington

PIT

Roland Rivers

#14

QB

-

6'3"

230 lbs

Slippery Rock

PHI

KJ Costello

#19

QB

25

6'5"

225 lbs

Mississippi State

MICH

DeAndre Torrey

#30

RB

-

5'7"

199 lbs

North Texas

PIT

James Gilbert

#33

RB

26

5'9"

198 lbs

Kansas State

NJ

Kingston Davis

#29

RB

-

6'0"

225 lbs

Miles (AL)

PHI

Dexter Williams

#35

RB

-

5'11"

215 lbs

Notre Dame

MICH

Joe Walker

#8

WR

26

6'1"

201 lbs

Delaware

MICH

Marcus Simms

#9

WR

-

6'0"

194 lbs

West Virginia

MICH

Quincy Adeboyejo

#0

WR

27

6'3"

185 lbs

Ole Miss

PIT

Isiah Hennie

#10

WR

-

5'7"

160 lbs

Sacramento State

PIT

Jalen McCleskey

#13

WR

-

5'11"

165 lbs

Tulane

NJ

Cam Echols-Luper

#18

WR

27

6'0"

195 lbs

Western Kentucky

NJ

Landon Lenoir

#23

WR

23

6'1"

192 lbs

Southern Illinois

PHI

Brennan Eagles

#9

WR

23

6'3"

225 lbs

Texas

PHI

Kahlil Lewis

#17

WR

24

5'10"

190 lbs

Cincinnati

NJ

Mason Sikes

#44

TE

-

6'4"

240 lbs

Western Illinois

NJ

Woody Brandom

#88

TE

25

6'5"

260 lbs

Sam Houston State

NJ

Justin Calderon

#60

T

-

6'5"

320 lbs

Chadron State

MICH

Brodarious Hamm

#79

T

-

6'6"

334 lbs

Auburn

MICH

Syrus Tuitele

#63

T

23

6'6"

318 lbs

Fresno State

PHI

Alex Akingbulu

#79

T

-

6'6"

300 lbs

Fresno State

PHI

Clay LeGault

#70

T

24

6'5"

325 lbs

Merrimack

PHI

Colby Ragland

#67

T

-

6'5"

315 lbs

UAB

PHI

Leon Johnson

#75

T

27

6'5"

325 lbs

Temple

PIT

Isaiah Battle

#0

T

29

6'7"

310 lbs

Clemson

MICH

Marquel Harrell

#0

G

24

6'3"

295 lbs

Auburn

PHI

Chris Perez

#78

C

-

6'2"

295 lbs

Temple

PIT

Xavier Dampeer

#52

OL

-

6'2"

310 lbs

Auburn

MICH

Walter Palmore

#70

DT

25

6'4"

320 lbs

Missouri

PIT

Leevel Tatum III

#97

DT

-

6'1"

285 lbs

Arizona

PIT

Will Miles

#98

DT

-

6'5"

281 lbs

Central Methodist

PHI

Cedrick Lattimore

#90

DT

24

6'3"

295 lbs

Iowa

PHI

Ralph Holley

#95

DT

23

6'1"

285 lbs

Western Michigan

PHI

Tony Fair

#98

DT

-

6'1"

330 lbs

Auburn

MICH

Alexander Vainikolo #10

LB

24

5'11"

246 lbs

New Mexico

MICH

Justin Hughes

#32

LB

26

6'1"

219 lbs

Kansas State

MICH

Taiwan Jones

#0

LB

28

6'3"

249 lbs

Michigan State

PIT

Blaze Alldredge

#50

LB

23

6'2"

220 lbs

Missouri

NJ

Jalen Choice

#50

LB

24

6'3"

234 lbs

Jacksonville State

PHI

Avery Roberts

#39

LB

-

6'1"

234 lbs

Oregon State

PHI

James Crawford

#50

LB

27

6'2"

239 lbs

Illinois

MICH

Eddie Graham

#27

CB

-

5'10"

185 lbs

Tennessee State

PIT

Devin Hafford

#17

CB

-

6'1"

210 lbs

Tarleton State

PIT

Prince Charles Iworah #23

CB

29

5'11"

193 lbs

Western Kentucky

NJ

Christian Tutt

#22

CB

22

5'11"

185 lbs

Auburn

NJ

DJ Daniel

#20

CB

-

6'1"

185 lbs

Georgia

MICH

Cory Rahman

#22

S

-

6'2"

195 lbs

Tennessee State

MICH

Sean Mahone

#6

S

-

5'11"

200 lbs

West Virginia

PIT

Eli Walker

#8

S

24

6'2"

202 lbs

Kansas State

PHI

Joshua Moon

#27

S

-

6'0"

200 lbs

Georgia Southern

PHI

Jack Tocho

#0

S

26

6'1"

195 lbs

North Carolina State

NJ

Caden Novikoff

#14

K

-

6'0"

190 lbs

Houston

PHI

Luis Aguilar

#15

K

-

6'3"

200 lbs

Northern Arizona

TEAMS

PLAYERS

OFFENSE

DEFENSE

SPECIAL TEAMS

New Jersey Generals

10

6

3

1

Philadelphia Stars

17

9

7

1

Michigan Panthers

15

8

7

0

Pittsburgh Maulers

12

6

6

0



USFL ALL NO PHOTO SOUTH TEAM

TEAM

PLAYER

POS.

AGE

HEIGHT

WEIGHT

COLLEGE

TB

Guy Myers

#14

QB

-

6'6"

210 lbs

Charleston (WV)

HOU

Terry Wilson

#3

QB

-

6'3"

210 lbs

New Mexico

TB

Tra Minter

#27

RB

26

5'9"

205 lbs

South Alabama

HOU

Benny LeMay

#29

RB

24

5'9"

215 lbs

Charlotte

TB

Dee Anderson

#18

WR

24

6'6"

220 lbs

Alabama A&M

TB

Eli Rogers

#0

WR

29

5'10"

187 lbs

Louisville

TB

Hasise DuBois

#80

WR

-

6'4"

200 lbs

Virginia

NO

Marquis McClain

#7

WR

-

6'3"

210 lbs

Southern

BHAM

Adrian Hardy

#16

WR

25

6'2"

205 lbs

Louisiana Tech

BHAM

Michael Dereus

#8

WR

25

6'1"

209 lbs

Georgetown

TB

Darrin Paulo

#67

T

25

6'5"

315 lbs

Utah

TB

Tyler Catalina

#0

T

29

6'6"

315 lbs

Georgia

NO

Tim Coleman

#53

OL

-

6'4"

320 lbs

Richmond

HOU

Braxton Webb

#75

OL

-

6'5"

310 lbs

Angelo State

NO

TJ Johnson

#59

DE

-

6'5"

268 lbs

Marshall

TB

Adam Shuler

#0

DE

25

6'5"

285 lbs

Florida

TB

Jeff McCulloch

#33

DE

-

6'3"

245 lbs

Texas

TB

Jeremiah Valoaga

#98

DE

27

6'6"

275 lbs

UNLV

TB

Zac Dawe

#95

DE

26

6'4"

271 lbs

Brigham Young

HOU

Isaiah Chambers

#40

DE

-

6'5"

251 lbs

McNeese State

HOU

Andrew Ankrah

#57

DE

-

6'4"

248 lbs

James Madison

TB

Sulaiman Kamara

#92

DT

25

6'2"

291 lbs

Wake Forest

HOU

Ikenna Onwuasoanya #92

DT

-

6'2"

297 lbs

CSU-Pueblo

NO

Djimon Brooks

#90

DT

-

6'1"

286 lbs

Georgia Tech

BHAM

Jordan Thompson

#96

DT

25

6'2"

292 lbs

Northwestern

BHAM

Keyshon Camp

#50

DT

24

6'4"

290 lbs

Pittsburgh

BHAM

Willie Henry

#96

DT

28

6'3"

288 lbs

Michigan

TB

T.J. Neal

#5

LB

22

6'1"

230 lbs

Wofford

BHAM

Trey Baldwin

#38

LB

25

6'2"

235 lbs

Louisiana Tech

TB

Jermaine Kelly Jr.

#24

CB

27

6'1"

195 lbs

San Jose State

HOU

Bydarrius Knighten

#27

CB

-

6'1"

201 lbs

Auburn

BHAM

Josh Nurse

#30

CB

25

6'3"

200 lbs

Utah

NO

Greg Eisworth II

#33

S

24

6'0"

205 lbs

Iowa State

BHAM

Ryan Langan

#41

LS

23

6'1"

237 lbs

Georgia Southern

NO

Turner Bernard

#60

LS

23

6'1"

239 lbs

San Diego State

TEAMS

PLAYERS

OFFENSE

DEFENSE

SPECIAL TEAMS

Birmingham Stallions

8

2

5

1

New Orleans Breakers

6

2

3

1

Tampa Bay Bandits

14

7

7

0

Houston Gamblers

7

3

4

0




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